Astra blames herself; of course the daughter of the queen of hell is emotionless. But Spooner reassures her that while her words might sound calculated, Gideon’s feelings are still conflicted and complex. They can still get through to her. Ava walks in, agreeing with Spooner, and giving the girls the time courier so they can go talk to her.

I’ll miss you, dear Spatula!

Human Gideon storms back to the Waverider and yells at Evil Gideon for throwing Gary out and lying to her about it. She says she didn’t realize how much she missed the Legends until she was standing in front of them, and she didn’t realize how much she changed until she saw herself reflected in their eyes. And frankly she’s not sure she liked what she sees.

Evil Gideon leads Human Gideon to the lab and shows her that she’s printed an android version of Gideon. A version that can be free of memories of those pesky Legends. Free of all those silly feelings and annoying emotional bonds. Sure, she’d lose her happy memories, but she could never have her heart broken again.

And so Gideon gets in the chair.

As soon as Astra and Spooner arrive on the Waverider, Spooner can sense Gideon is in trouble.

Me and my friends trying to sense where all the other queers are at a party.

Meanwhile down on the ground, the Legends intercept Gwyn’s time machine. Gary gets overly worried about Sara’s safety and tackles her out of the way, and she reminds him that she’s invincible, because she’s done such a good job of erasing the memory of what Gary told her earlier, she also forgot about that whole cut thing. Gary explains that actually the baby absorbed all her powers, so probably she should be very careful.

And luckily he told her this before the rest of the team settled on the plan to Sara their way through the fixed point problem; otherwise we’d have yet another Sara Lance death on the books; and this might have been the one that stuck. Insead, Sara comes up with another plan. She writes a message to the Fixer on their hands and put them up before causing their anomaly so when Murray from Clueless* strolls in with his golf clubs, he sees their plea to talk before he murders them.

*I know he’s from a lot of things including Scrubs and. Most recently, Gen Q, but Clueless was the first and my favorite of his roles so don’t @ me.

Up on the Waverider, Evil Gideon starts the process of transferring Human Gideon into Android Gideon (petition for only our one Human Gideon next season), but Astra and Spooner interrupt just in time and hug her tight; they love her just the way she is. She made a mistake, but our mistakes don’t define us.

LOOK AT THIS DOMINO OF A GROUP HUG. I LOVE THIS FOUND FAMILY.

They tell her that the Legends will forgive her, easy peasy. The harder part will be forgiving herself. Gideon realizes that she’s been learning from AI Gideon instead of the other way around, which is what Rip intended from the beginning. Humans need other humans. (As a human living alone and almost entirely isolated during this pandemic, I can confirm.)

But before they can unplug Evil Gideon once and for all, she downloads herself into Android Gideon. Human Gideon reminds Evil Android Gideon that she can’t kill her because she can’t self-destruct and they’re one in the same. But Evil Android Gideon stands eye to identical eye with her and says, “We are not the same.”

“Sestra?”

At first they try to fight her but Evil Android Gideon is way too strong, so Astra magics them to the armory so they can regroup.

Down in the midst of the war, the Fixer tells the Legends they can call him Mike, and says he knows them all by name. They’re quite literally legends, the Legends of Tomorrow. Even Gary! So the Legends explain their situation, and say maybe this is a fixed point that could fix itself because no time traveler would want to come here and make time travel go away; no time traveler could. It’s a paradox. And suddenly Mike is pissed; he thought he had the most important job but he’s realizing now it’s quite the opposite. They stuck him in the graveyard shift in a literal graveyard. And he agrees to let them go on with their plan while he wraps his head around this news.

Evil Android Gideon attacks the trio on the ship, and after exploding the android’s face and watching it stitch itself back together, they realize they’re a little out of their depths.

I actually got a pretty cool screenshot of Android Gideon’s face stitching together but I was afraid it would freak Heather out while she was editing.

So they opt for running.

Human Gideon realizes that the only person that can defeat Evil Android Gideon is, in fact, Evil Android Gideon, so she manages to make Evil Android Gideon an anomaly that she must, per her programming, destroy. The only problem is, Human Gideon, Astra, and Spooner are still on the ship.

They realize they might die, so just in case they say some words of appreciation for the hell of a journey they’ve been on together, and they exchange “I love yous” and hold each other tight.

Mama bird with her bbs under her very long wings.

But luckily when Evil Android Gideon destroys the ship, Astra’s magic protects the trio. She uses every ounce of strength she has, and piece by piece she puts the Waverider back together. Something she wasn’t able to do at the beginning of the season, something she can only do now thanks to the love and support from her quasi-daughter and her first best friend.

Unfortunately, almost immediately after Gideon the Only and Spooner walk a wiped out Astra off the ship, good ol’ Mike the Fixer steals it.

“You’re a virgin who can’t drive!”

And then he bombs their old time machine! Which is not only rude, but it sets off the battle early, and they now have to switch Aluns amid gunfire.

Sara starts to fully freak out because she’s stranded in WWI with no time machines and ROBOTS who are their WORST ENEMY AT THE MOMENT, so she storms off to be in her feelings about it. Ava goes off to comfort her wife and finds Sara in a little ball under a blanket.

WHAT A MOOD

Sara tells Ava she’s pregnant and Ava is very confused at first but when Sara rambles on a little longer about her alien DNA and how Ava impregnated her via wanting a baby and kissing, Ava lets out a shocked, “It’s mine?!” Sara starts apologizing because it wasn’t part of the plan but Ava is so, so happy.

Having my baby, what a lovely way of saying how much you love me.”

She gets to say she knocked her wife up! She’s beyond thrilled. She gets Sara out from under the blanket and looks her square in the face and promises this is amazing news. And they both know it’s true because they’re going to be the best moms ever.

If only humans could get pregnant just because both partners wanted it badly enough.

If you don’t mind another feelings explosion from me, this ALSO was a great scene and shows in subtle ways how vastly different this show is from so many others. Lesser shows would have played this differently. They would have had Sara realize she was pregnant, and let us think she cheated. They would have let Ava think she cheated. It would have been a whole thing. And just when you think you have to chalk this up to another “cheating bisexual” trope, they’d reveal the truth and really think they did something. But not this show! This show knows how to put queer couples through Drama and Stress without making it about the security of the relationship. They know that it was just as dramatic for Ava’s plan to go sideways and for Sara to get an unexpected responsibility. They knew it was truest to their characters for Ava to be more confused than anything before getting all the facts. Which was literally one sentence later, not dragged out, not overplayed. It’s just very good! And it’s very obvious queer people are involved in the writers’ room. Representation on screen AND behind the scenes matters.

Eh hem. Once the co-captains for life tell their team what’s going on, Nate tells Sara to stand down and take care of the little Legend she’s growing and let the rest of the team handle it. Zari uses her totem, Nate gets mustard gassed which corrodes his steel layer, and Gary takes Gwyn to a moment he remembers as cowardice to make sure Young Gwyn does what he’s supposed to. And while all Gwyn remembers is not getting the reinforcements he was supposed to, he blacked out the important part: the why. He wasn’t frozen in fear doing nothing, he was holding his dying friend and praying with him until he passed. He was being a hero in his own way.

When their team returns to them, beaten up and bruised but still alive, Sara and Ava are so relieved.

I know they’re going to be good parents because they already ARE good parents.

And now, no longer the Man of Steel, Nate finally feels ready to retire. Like he’s quite literally used up all the hero he has left. So Zari gives him the air totem so he can come and go as he pleases, and he says goodbye to one of his families to go start a life with the other.

At first it seems like the Terazi siblings are going to have to rebuild the time machine over the next six months or so, but just then, the Waverider returns. Mike apologizes for stealing the ship, but as he’s waxing poetic, they realize he has time cuffs on. But it’s too late; it was a set-up, and there’s no getting out of this one. They are surrounded by time cops and arrested for their time crimes. And this is the way the season ends, not with a bang but with a unison, “Ugh!”

This wasn’t on the to-do list for today!!

Oh PS this “Mike”? Well, he’s actually Booster Gold. I won’t spoil his storyline in the comics in case a) you haven’t read it and/or b) they don’t actually go this route in the show, but I think this could be a really interesting character to have in the mix.

I think this sets us up for an 8th season quite nicely! We could have a time heist! A prison break! Legends Eleven! So fingers crossed the CW decides to let us keep these weirdos just a little longer.

Just in case: it has been a PLEASURE to recount these Legends’ shenanigans with you, and hopefully I’ll see you elsewhere on this lovely website page soon enough. Until next…time! (Get it! Okay bye!)

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