Maybe have a marathon!
With these tips, you’ll be turning heads (off people’s necks) in no time. BadabaDOOK.
What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
Everyone on staff tells me WITHOUT LOOKING where they think the lesbian toaster thing came from.
We’re all doing our best.
We asked and they answered.
“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!
Not only are they serving up our wholesale demise, they’re serving looks.
Would you rather be drowned in Jello or suffocated by cheesecake?
These comedians’ answers will surprise you, and you definitely can’t find any of this stuff on Google.
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
“A woman enters the front door of a home that seems unfamiliar to her. She peers around, assessing.”
The only “X” you need in your life is Xanax-rec!
Take a look at these five new super queer-friendly dating apps and download the one that most floats your boat.
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, spiraling, existential dreading…
I need some realistic solutions for something that’s not actually a problem. Which is why I went a little off script to break from routine. Just for fun. Privately. Shhh, it’s just for me. Until now!
I’m worried about straight women a little bit.
“See now I’m performing emotional labor.” – Rachel, Managing Editor
A cautionary tale.