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a retro looking collage featuring two hands holding cocktails, a giant flamingo floatie, and three friends in swim gear with floatation devices against a blue sky and clouds and sand

Things With Mid-August Energy

a rat finding snacks with cartoon flames emanating from it

How I’m Living My Rat Girl Summer

Wanda Sykes using a microphone in I'm an Entertainer

As a Queer Black Mom, I Strongly Relate to the Humor in “Wanda Sykes: I’m an Entertainer”

Everyone Is “Upset” About the Way I Cut Brownies — I Must Defend My Honor

a yellow lab looking through a rainy window

What I Think I’m Going To Do When My Girlfriend Is Gone for a Month vs. What I Actually Do

A promo image that reads Peppermint So-SIGH-ety Effects above a New York skyline next to Peppermint on stage in black talking to an audience.

Peppermint on Her New Comedy Special, Trans Dating, and the Best of New York Drag

Elsa Martinelli and Annette Vadim in the 1960 film Blood and Roses, Tara from True Blood, and Catherine Deneuve from The Hunger against a background of a purple skull, a vampire woman surrounded by purple bats, and purple skeleton hands in the shape of a heart surrounded by purple flowers.

An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

a pin that says ALL VAMPIRES ARE GAY, a single black doc marten boot, an array of spiked goth jewelry including a cuff, a spiked choker necklace, black cherries, and a spiky leather jacket. a femme in a black sheer buttondown shirt, a masc with bleached hair in a black open leathery box-fit short sleeve buttondown and black shorts with white athletic socks and black slides, a femme with short choppy black hair in a black tight strapless bodysuit with a leather look, and a masc in a black cropped tee with black pants. everyone has vampire fangs with blood dripping from them.

Caught Dead: Style Tips for Nonbinary Vampires

a hand pulls a green ribbon and is surrounded by purple, red, and dark magenta flowers. the look has an overall watercolor vibe.

I’m Just a Girl (With a Green Ribbon)

a woman with curly hair embraces a woman with long wavy hair who has cartoon fangs and blood on her chin. there's a graveyard background with tombstones that say RIP. there is also a faint blood spatter behind them and two bouquets of flowers on either side of them.

You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Is Literally a Vampire

a cartoon zombie girls with glasses and short hair wearing ripped jeans and a black cropped tank reads a book on BRAINS

This Zombie Bite Changed My Life

Carrie Bradshaw Googles "can ghosts scissor" and is surrounded by scissors and a purple ghost and a blue ghost

Can Ghosts Scissor?

an ice cube tray inside of a triangle inside of a circle

What Your Preferred Type of Ice Says About How You Seek Pleasure

a woman with curl hair and bright red lipstick and a plaid dress over a white tee sings karaoke with a woman with a shaved head in a white tee who is holding the mic

Sorry Straights, These Karaoke Songs Belong to the Lesbians

Lip Smacker chapsticks in fanta strawberry, fanta grape, fanta orange, root beer, sprite, coca-cola vanilla, cherry coke, and coca-cola classic, surrounded by gummy sodas, potato chips, and bottle caps.

Ranking All the Lipsmackers Chapsticks in the Coca-Cola Party Pack

distorted glass bottles of Coke against a wavy blue and purple background with bottle caps and gummy sodas

It “Happened” to Me: I Went to the World of Coca-Cola and Barely Made It Out Alive

Two American Girl Dolls. One is blonde with green eyes and wears a purple beret and pink sweater vest over a striped buttondown. One is blonde with blue eyes in a backwards blue cap with a choker, a gray shirt, and a dark blue jumper over it.

These New 90s American Girl Dolls Might Be the Gayest Yet

Photo 1: an old white guy wizard in a white outfit gestures while lightning strikes behind him. Photo 2: a screencap of howl lying depressively on a brocade pillow. he is an anime guy with dark hair and an earring. Photo 3: a photo of a piece of wizard art on my sister's wall that depicts a wizard in a brown robe with long white beard sitting in a city apartment kitchen holding a beer with chips spilled at the bottom of his feet. Photo 4: a screen shot of merlin in disney's the sword and the stone dancing around in his vacation outfit which is a red baseball cap, rainbow tee shirt, florida shorts, and converse sneakers. he is giddily dancing. Photo 5: an image of Orko who wears a red hat and robe and purple scarf. his blue hands and ears are the only body parts visible and his glowing yellow eyes peer out from darkness. Photo 6: a purple wizard wearing a studded red outfit and cap reaches out toward the viewer. he has sharp nails and evil orange eyes and sharp teeth

19 Wizards Ranked by How Well They Match My Gender Feelings

A young blonde boy with a bowl cut in a Mouse Trap commercial from the 90s, a young boy in a backwards cap in an elevator for a Talkboy commerical from the 90s, a young boy pulling Nickelodeon's GAK out of his nose from a 90s commercial, and two young boys in a Creepy Crawlers laboratory with one wearing a lab coat and the other in a flannel in a commercial from the 90s

Nine Boys From 90s Toy Commercials Who Have My Exact Same Energy

Surely Not All of These Chefs Are Tops

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