Hello happy Sunday, have you gone to church yet, by which I mean: HAVE YOU WATCHED THE BODY YET? The two editors of Autostraddle (Riese and me) had the privilege of watching the series before it dropped, but it was also sort of a curse, because for many days we had no one else to talk to besides each other about the velour-and-rhinestone brilliance we had witnessed. The series has put me in a state of religious fervor, where the religion is 2004 girlhood and the hymns are “Confide in Me” by Kylie Minogue and “Goodies” by Ciara. I can’t stop thinking or talking about it. My passion for television has been reignited. And now I have prepared this quiz for you. PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THE SHOW!!!!

Quiz: Which Character From ‘The Body’ Are You?

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