We all know you should be eating more protein, especially if you’ve been hitting the gym hard for those gay gains. But how much protein should you be getting? Well, that’s not a question this article will answer. Instead, we are going to tell you how to get more protein while also scissoring. Or doing whatever your preferred method of lesbian sex is! Lesbian sex often requires stamina and endurance, so proteinmaxxing before, during, and after is only logical!!!!!!!

Baby-birding protein powder

Are you really proteinmaxxing if you’re still tediously mixing your protein powder into liquids, smoothies, etc? You should be raw-dogging that shit, even if the chalky texture makes you hack up a lung as you’re choking it down. Speaking of choking (hot), the best fluid to mix your protein powder with is another woman’s spit. During foreplay, one person can put the protein powder in their mouth, swish it around, and then baby-bird it into the other person’s mouth. Voila! A little preworkout + pre hookup treat!

Spicing up the bedroom by bringing more Greek yogurt into it

How about installing a little mini fridge right next to the bedside drawer that contains all your sex toys! In it, you can have some seltzers, some Diet Cokes, and a tub of Greek yogurt for when you need to get a quick hit of protein on the go and in the sack. In 2026, we’re making thick and creamy yogurt SEXY.

Make a sensual smoothie

Take off all your clothes, undress your lover, and plug in the blender baby. It’s time to make a naked protein smoothie. You can even do plant-based proteinmaxxing when it comes to a naked protein smoothie. Sky’s the limit!