30 Excerpts From Heather’s Diary, 2010-2012

Welcome to Excerpts From My Super-Secret Diary, a new A+ feature for Silver & Gold members in which we publish for you the incomplete and/or highly personal thoughts we’ve written on paper with actual pens. Today Heather is sharing some blurbs from her diary from 2009-2011. 

1.
I feel like Sam Weir all the time. "I don't need another friend. I already have two." "Just because a girl is pretty doesn't mean that she's cool." "Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman."
2.
I bought ten pounds of chicken at Costco, and left all ten pounds in my car overnight. I guess I'll order pizza.
3.
Well, they put onions on the pizza. I guess I'll STARVE.
4.
He says these things like conclusions that have required a lifetime of research and critic...

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Heather Hogan

Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter, and Instagram.

Heather has written 1489 articles for us.