Good morning, ladies and gentlequeers! Let me tell you what I’m dealing with this morning: Texas weather so cool that I didn’t sleep with the AC, a sweet chunky cat lying next to me in bed, the smell of eucalyptus candles, and the leftover scent of Pine-Sol in my kitchen. I am living a dream life this weekend, and I hope you are too.
All About Ellen
+ Ellen also set up the best meet up between the internet’s new favorite shofar-blowing rapper and the woman who inspired her, Missy Elliot. L’shana tova indeed!
Bikes, Bisexuals, and Bewitching
Good News from The Team
+ Heather Hogan is very excited about Dolly Parton’s newest single with Sia.
Well I sure am proud to share the first single from the Dumplin' soundtrack with y'all! I re-recorded "Here I Am" with the incredible @Sia and I sure do hope you love it.
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) September 14, 2018
+ Stef wants to make sure you know that a tweet of mine sparked the creation of a truly bewildering Buzzfeed article.
i can't believe it's 2018 and still no grindr for lesbians.
— built like a can of spam (@alaraemonts) August 30, 2018
Have a phenomenal week! Drink water! Get in the sun for a little bit if you can! Smile at your friend–maybe even give them a hug if that’s your thing! I love you and can’t wait to share more good news with you next week. It’s my favorite thing!