Episode 205 of Unicorn Plan-It wants to online date you.

Involves tongue.

UNICORN PLAN-IT returns in just over a week – how will you celebrate? We recommend getting horny with our exclusive interviews.

Only 48 hours until the premiere of Season 2!

UNICORN PLAN-IT is Autostraddle’s first original narrative series ever. Plus it’s funny, and is written/directed/acted/produced by actual gay ladies!

Unicorn Plan-It grows up and gets big: it’s Season Two and a whole new ballgame.

1.5 nonstop minutes of long walks on the beach, Haviland’s Sarah Croce impression, Alex on drums and so much more!

This is a teaser both literally and proverbially. Also: party photos.

Everybody’s favorite lesbian webseries, “Unicorn Plan-It,” is gearing up for a very special Season Two!

The unicorns need you to do something for them.

Did Keesha and Vick save Bambi’s wedding? Will Harmony find inner peace? Was it good? (It was good, right?) The answers to those questions and more lie inside the First Season Finale of Unicorn Plan-It!

Episode #105 is chock-full of guest stars and other hijinks! Also, UNICORN PLAN-IT T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!

Whatever you’re feeling right now, just release it. Out into the universe. RELEASE!

“If I really had a problem with third world countries, would I, every once in a while, go down on Keesha?”

Episode 203 of Unicorn Plan-It teaches us that flexibility is essential. So without further ado, kiss kiss, dang dang, it’s time to get horny.

Get ready to get horny and awkward.

“You Do You” rib briefs and Unicorn Plan-It raglan baseball shirts are guaranteed to look good on you/are now available for consumption.

If you’ve forgotten how much you love Haviland Stillwell, this video will remind you.

“We take these two, and we just bend ’em right over the pulpit.”

Unicorn Plan-It wants to see your name in the music credits for season two!