In which things start falling apart.

In sadder news: Famke Janssen is out of town on How to Get Away With Murder and Riese really likes Scream Queens.

Scream Queen, Grey’s Anatomy, Empie, Steven Universe, Carmilla, Arrow, Rosewood, Grandfathered, and so much more!

How I prepare my home and myself for the experience of birth and new parenthood, with as few products as possible.

Scream is super queer, Complications keeps surprising me (in a good way), and Vee returns to The Fosters.

IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.

Ah, pregnant beginnings. Literally and figuratively. The first trimester of this rainbow pregnancy (yes, that’s actually the term for a pregnancy after a loss). Is it possible to grieve and hope simultaneously?

“I’m still processing this. I’m not okay.”

Stef and Lena finally decide to go to therapy on The Fosters, Gretchen kicks another guy in the nuts on Complications, and a lesbian bites it on Scream.

“I asked Riese if she thought I would ever have sex again if I started wearing kaftans from World Market and she said no.”

Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!

Cosima scores with Canada’s favorite lesbian dating app, and Helena and Sarah break each other’s hearts.

“I can’t focus enough to read the cool indigneous women article but I want to read it but I cam’t I had too much drug candy”

“Not being an asshole” to myself meant admitting that my mom’s death and her illness permeate every single part of my being, and always will.

Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

Everyone visits Ali in jail to apologize for getting her arrested for a murder she didn’t commit. And Emily effin’ dances.

“Like did women get yeast infections and UTIs on the Oregon trail and if so wtf did they do about it.”

Sneak peaks for days, Brittani’s special workout recommendation, Stef’s pursuit of ERW, Rachel’s trip to Madison, early requests for AS 1.0 and so many more things you care deeply and passionately about!

Lena and Stef’s gaggle of children make it impossible for them to get their scissor on. Again.

It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.