Maggie and Alex go on an almost-date which prompts Alex to ask Maggie on actual date but Maggie already has a date with another woman. It’s deliciously gay.

Everything in LA is too hot to live. The ladies of The L Word have a showdown a la “The Godfather” and then everyone goes home [or to an elevator] and has a lot of sex while Freezepop plays in the back.

“Faking It” has a preview filled with good stuff and bad stuff and also a premiere date! It’s all happening!

Only one more week before the Big A reveal!

This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!

“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”

13 Lesbian Conversations About the Same Thing.

This week we all learned about what can happen if you drink too much. For example this recap.

The last 20 minutes were some of the best I’ve seen on this show. It was fun and quality and featured all those verbs they sing about in that opening song we all cream over. Um, fighting, winning, fucking, whatevs. Up until that? Blah blah podcasts blah love cindy blah. You get the picture.

In “Digestif”, Melanie Lynskey delivers a monologue I’ll never forget.

Finley’s Mom crashes a Thanksgiving episode with a spread that includes a Turkey Trot, a magic disappearing engagement ring, toxic Pumpkin Spice, alleged sexting and warm wine in a go-cup!

Attention, new folks in charge of Scream: Queer women are loyal viewers. Be good to us and we’ll be good to you.

Welcome back, Stef and Lena, my perfect angel babies.

It’s that time ladies. Queue everyone’s head exploding. That’s right: Tina and Bette are back in love/made out. Also Alice is the perfect housewife and Jenny is the perfect roommate.

Emily’s not dying after all. Sadly, neither is Ezra.

They’re looking for trans and gender non-conforming actors to play both background characters and speaking roles in the show’s upcoming third season.

This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES

Tali and Emily take their relationship to the next level of honesty, while Mike takes all the Liars’ blood and sells it on the black market.

Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.

Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.