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Too perfect.
That’s not funny! (Feels attackeed)
Arachnophobia knows no gender or presentation.
There are alternatives.
Ignore spider.
Rehome spider.
Smush spider.
Get therapy for spider issues.
Understand that the spiders have been around a lot longer than humans and respect their space.