From the same twisted, gorgeous mind who brought you Spirit Halloween Animatronics, Ranked By Lesbianism comes this quiz in which you answer Halloween-themed questions and I peer into your soul and tell you which animatronic YOU embody. Ready to get freaky? Let’s go.
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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I got towering creepy clown. And it IS creepy looking.
I am Rat Girl! we love a swing
Also pleased to see Trick r Treat here! I’m rewatching tomorrow it is SO underappreciated