Michelle

The Basics

Name

Michelle

Location

Deserts of Southern California

About Me

About Me

I’m quirky, and awkward, and have insomnia, and like to use run-on sentences ’cause that’s how my brain works.
Oh, and I stereotype everyone into MBTI types and astrology natal charts.
ENTP is my MBTI type.

Astrology-wise: Cancer sun, Virgo moon, Leo rising. Hear me roar, criticize, and stuff chips (cancers are linked to the stomach, and thus, food) in my mouth, all at the same time.

Computer Software Developer student from teh future — I’ll code loops around you. Self-proclaimed ass-enthusiast. Also a vegetarian, most of the time a vegan, but I really get irritated talking about food for too long. It’s boring.
All of me in a shortened sentence: I’m a tokin’, jokin’, computer keyboard pokin’ fool… that overuses smiley faces. :)

Check All That Apply

Lesbian, Queer

Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy

Vedanta

Twitter

againmichelle

Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet

Relationship Status

Single

Virtues

Humbleness

Vices

Being too awesome

Are You Out To Your....

Everybody, Other

What I Like

Favorite Books

I don’t have the attention span to read books. That’s why I’m on the internet.

Favorite Movies

Fried Green Tomatoes, The Break-Up, The Four-Faced Liar, Mean Girls, Easy A, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, Once, Desert Hearts, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Puccini for Beginners, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Smiley Face, Happy Accidents, and too many others

Favorite Documentaries

Ooo! I love documentaries! Super High Me, Enlighten Up!, Jesus Camp, Michael Moore flicks … can I just be general and say most of them? I don’t feel like typing them all out.

Favorite TV Shows

House, Futurama, Friends, Comedy Central in general, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Lip Service, and blahblahblah

Favorite Music

The Frames, Jack’s Mannequin, Pixies, The Script, The Postal Service, The Swell Season, Straylight Run blahblahblah

Favorite Sandwich

Tofu with grilled mustard onion, or peanut butter. I absolutely adore peanut butter.

Favorite Quotes

Well, one of them —
“IF THEY DON’T I AM QUITTING
I HAVE “FRIDAY” IN MY HEAD NOW
AND WHAT FOR I ASK YOU
WHAT FOR”

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

HOMOGAYS COVERAGE