The Basics
| Name | Maile |
| Location | New York, NY |
About Me
| About Me | A twenty-something liberal arts student. Particularly fond of poetry, memoir, feminist theory, queer theory, napping, bikram yoga, SoulCycle, avocados, bananas, and whiskey. |
| Check All That Apply | Lesbian, Queer, Femme |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy | The higher the hair, the closer to God. |
| Website/Blog/Tumblr | asinfuckyou.tumblr.com |
notlikecyrus |
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| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With |
| Relationship Status | Single, Sleeping Around, Pining |
| Virtues | Short, blonde, surly. |
| Vices | Indecisive. |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Everybody |
What I Like
| Favorite Books | Still Life With Woodpecker, Everything is Illuminated, The History of Love, Sexing the Cherry, Bel Canto, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slaughterhouse Five, You Get So Alone, Sister Spit, Fine Fine Music. |
| Favorite Movies | Steel Magnolias, Almost Famous, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, Bring It On, The Goonies, Romeo + Juliet, Garden State, Bridesmaids. |
| Favorite Documentaries | Paris is Burning, Whores Glory, The Queen of Versailles, Grey Gardens. |
| Favorite TV Shows | Six Feet Under, The L Word, Sex and the City, Game of Thrones, Pretty Little Liars, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Girls, Veep. |
| Favorite Music | Lana Del Rey, Beyonce, Lady GaGa, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Fiona Apple, Etta James, Sky Ferreira, Ellie Goulding, Marina and the Diamonds, Robyn, OFWGKTA, Tyler the Creator, Lil’ Kim. |
| Favorite Sandwich | PB&J |
| Favorite Writers | Tom Robbins, Charles Bukowski, Allison Krauss, Jonathan Safran Foer, Leslie Scalapino, Jeanette Winterson, Kurt Vonnegut, Billy Collins, Augusten Burroughs, Joan Didion, Nora Ephron, Michelle Tea. |