I live in a boutique law office on the Moon. Turn left at the Sea of Tranquility if you’re coming from the south pole, then remove all doubt and carry-on items. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl until the batter only has small lumps, then beat the batter with a golf club until the batter’s got much larger lumps and has to be replaced by the next player on the team.

I enjoy high tea, absurd abstractions arranged alliteratively, and poker with people I don’t mind robbing.