-I’m Tabassum (Ta-burr-sum). It’s weird, I know.
-I enjoy long walks in graveyards and underwater basket weaving.
-I’m more of the silent type, so don’t expect me to start any conversations whilst I’m creeping on your profile.
-And I spend too much time on ‘You-Porn’.
-Actually no, I’m just kidding about that one.
-No, seriously I’m kidding.