Emily enjoys an easy evening of cooking with Talia after a hard day of getting murdered in an ice cream factory.
Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.
Emily comes unspooled in the most flawless way possible, and with empanadas.
What if Mellie divorced Fitz, ran for president, hired Olivia to manage her campaign, and fell in love with her? What a wonderful world that would be!
If you say it out loud — if you say, “I’m gay” — the whole world is gonna change.
Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous womankind is! O brave new world, that has such characters in it!
There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.
There were more queer female characters of color on TV in 2014 than the total number of queer female characters on TV, period, five years ago.
Lesbian mistletoe smooches, omniscient death threats, and the return of Mona Vanderwaal!
Paige McCullers in Santa Boxers is just the right mix of naughty and nice.
A necklace made of human teeth is the new lump of coal in your stocking. Ho ho ho, bitches.
Alison DiLaurentis knows you want to kiss her.
More lesbian sex than lesbian death on TV this week! It’s a 2014 record!
Does Rosewood, Pennsylvania even have overhead lighting? Does anybody in this town sell pepper spray? Riese and Heather have feelings about this.
Because there was no way to fit another Halloween into the senior year the Liars have been living for the last five years, we earned an actor retrospective!
Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.
With one episode to go before the mid-season break, we catch up with the Liars as they almost make out with each other for three straight episodes.
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
The recap in which I realize everything that’s wrong about the fact we’re only watching this show for the queers and not the content.
Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES