Welcome to the season finale of “Faking It,” in which a lot of things happen that I can’t really talk about, you’ll just have to read the recap.

On the very last episode ever of “Faking It,” everybody attends a very weird New Year’s Eve party.

Welcome back to “Faking It,” a show in which Amy definitely doesn’t have feelings for Karma anymore at all, definitely not.

This week on “Faking It,” Karma is really mad you guys. LIKE REALLY MAD.

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

I’m curing an allergy attack with hot toddies, let’s recap this sucker!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody gets ready for a three-way!

In the first episode of “Faking It,” two girls are mistaken for a lesbian couple and they sort of just run with it.

This week on Faking It, Amy gets a girlfriend! Kinda!

This week on Faking It, everybody reads Amy’s diary and you’re probably going to end up in compost detention.

For the mid-season finale of “Faking It,” we go to jail with Julie Goldman, which is basically my dream date.

This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a hot underground rave party and interacts romantically with another girl who likes girls!

This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!

This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.

This week on “Faking It,” the lesbians got crowned homecoming queens and everybody had sexual dreams about each other!

“Apparently the witches’ journey to New Orleans was just like the Oregon Trail, only with less fiber and more smelly vaginas! This fucking show, you guys. This. Fucking. Show.”

This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a lesbian coffee shop and Karma’s parents introduce the schoolchildren to Kale!re

This week on Faking It, everybody has a great time at Game Night and Karma gets very jealous about the new girl in town!

This week on Faking It, everybody goes to SwingFest but it’s not the kind of SwingFest Karma’s parents thought it would be! HEY-O!

Honestly, goddess bless this show for being so unapologetically queer. We deserve this.