I build these sandwich monstrosities that everyone else finds horrific. Whole grain bread, some kind of vegan deli meat or baked tofu, then pile on the toppings: ALWAYS a ton of lettuce, Vegenaise, dijon mustard, sliced olives, corn, shredded carrot, garlic, onion powder, pickles, nutritional yeast, who knows what else. This way, no one ever steals my sandwich.