The Basics
| Name | Maura |
| Location | Seattle, WA |
About Me
| Check All That Apply | Lesbian, Femme |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy | Hell's a party |
| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts |
| Relationship Status | In a Relationship |
| Vices | the intoxicating wit of toxic people. |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Everybody, It's Complicated |
What I Like
| Favorite Movies | Anything David Fincher, First Wives Club, Pariah, Holy Motors |
| Favorite TV Shows | Portlandia, How to Make It in America, Daily Show, House of Cards |
| Favorite Music | Gossip, YYYs, and Kylie Minogue, Robyn, Diana Ross, Kindness |
| Favorite Sandwich | Can't say no to a croque monsieur |
| Favorite Writers | Fran Lebowitz, Augusten Burroughs, Lydia Davis, Lorrie Moore, David Sedaris |