Total lesbian in the not so city looking for love in all the wrong places. I play roller derby and admire girls in fishnets and booty shorts… deal with it.

I’m a lesbian with a wiener dog… I’m realizing now how ridiculous this sounds.

Don’t let my looks deceive you: I’ve got the mouth of a drunken sailor, the temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.

I talk mainly about relationships, love, roller derby, chef school and my career but every now and again I stray to a different topic.

I like girls, end of story.