Girly-queer. Exiled and newly returned Floridian. Cuban/Italian/American who uses a whole lot of Yiddish. Weirdo. Awesome Cat Lady. A save-the-world-idealist despite my more cynical tendencies. Reader. Chocoholic.

If I was a character on OITNB, I would want to be Gloria, but I’m probably more of a weird Flaca/Piper hybrid. So there’s that.