I’m the kind of person who will trample through anyone or anything in order to achieve my goals or desires. BUT, I’m also the person who (after doing so) will stop, ask if you’re alright, help you up, take you to the hospital, take you out to lunch, and then inevitably spend the rest of my life buying you coffee and making desperate efforts in an attempt to gain your forgiveness.
SO, for both your sake, as well as my own, do us both a favor and just take a small step to the side if you see me barreling toward you. :)

You’re just upset because I made you question your sexuality.