Aria asks Emily to prom and she says no!
Leanne’s Amish roots come to light as she hammers out the tenants of Normaism, a rabbi arrives to test Jewish Black Cindy and the others about their newfound Jewish faith, and Suzanne’s legion of admirers grows.
“Sorry I was tripping balls at your birthday party and almost got everyone killed with a t-shirt cannon.”
Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!
Emily and Sara make out with their faces while the rest of the Liars are attacked by woodland creatures in the night.
Strong brews for everybody!
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
Piper and Alex make plans to be stereotypical lesbeans! Black Cindy gets some new curls. Flaca starts a feelings-war with her homegirls in the kitchen. And everyone fills out their E-Harmony profile together!
Sara Harvey takes Emily to get a tattoo while Spencer and Hanna go creeping in the Radley Basement of Infinite Horrors.
Alison finds out all the ways Charles tried to murder her when she was a baby, and Emily defiles the Holy Water.
“Yes, I’ve been ousted from Internet retirement by the sweet harkening of a fellow bulldyke on TV. And truly, I was not disappointed.”
Poussey and Taystee hold a funeral to honor the books martyred in the Conflagration of Three Days Ago. Piper and Alex have more hate sex. And Nicky self-destructs.
Alison’s brother’s imaginary friend is A, duh.
The Liars make it home from A’s dollhouse in one piece, kind of.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.
Alas, the Liars escape from the dollhouse without having a lesbian orgy.
Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!
Derek ruins Callie and Arizona’s Christmas dreams from beyond the grave. Thanks a lot, pal!
The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.