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My Sister Is On America's Next Top Model With a Possible Homo

Brittani

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Brittani's Team Pick:

Here's a secret. I'm super into America's Next Top Model. Or at least I was. In college I watched every week with two of my teammates that would quote the Lindsay Lohan SNL Top Model sketch with me in the locker room. I haven't paid much attention since Cycle 15 when Kayla, an out lesbian, participated and lost. Now the series has piqued my interest again...because my sister is a contestant. Today they released the Top 30 contestants that stand a chance at making it into the Top Model Sorority House. Why a sorority house you ask? Because Cycle 19 is centered on girls that are getting their education on.

This is Christin. I know embarrassing things about her.

They haven't released much information about each girl, but my sister's blurb mentions that she loves Mean Girls and chocolate chip cookies, so she's off to a great start simply by having a gay personality. I mean, if she wasn't my sister I'd definitely be like,"she gets me." Interestingly enough, Latrishe, who is in the picture following my sister, lists her favorite movie as Paris is Burning and her show as The L Word. Ding ding ding. We might have a lez on our hands.

Even though my sister threatens to take my title as "most attractive sibling," I encourage you to like her picture. At this time, and only at this time, you may discuss how attractive my sister is (jk, I don't care, we're a good looking bunch). Please restrain from comparing us as I'm having a good face day and want to maintain the delusion that we are in the same realm of attractiveness.  So, in summation, you should hit like for my sister and no one else. Except the possibly queer one. Thank you and have a good one.

30 responses to “My Sister Is On America's Next Top Model With a Possible Homo”

  1. eh

    I love autostraddle for articles like this.

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  2. MelChan

    Your sister is an incredibly healthy looking individual. This takes the place of all other comments I uttered aloud when this page loaded lol

    Her pic is liked and I will share.

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    1. Tarzan

      THIS MADE ME LOL

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      1. Tarzan

        Also I agree. Very healthy.

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    2. bra

      “[insert name] is an incredibly healthy looking individual.”

      Consider that phrase stolen!

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  3. Tia

    Great genes…

    Looks like I’ll be watching ANTM for the first time in 5 years.

    Good luck Christin!

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  4. Caitlin

    I’m just excited that your sister goes to the U of I–in my hometown!

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    1. riese

      that’s where my parents met and where i got born!

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      1. Caitlin

        No way! Champaign-Urbana’s the best.

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        1. Hilary

          That’s where my grandma was born! But it wasn’t at U of I, it was when her parents were being vaudevillians (which is ALMOST as cool).

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  5. Marissa

    Not to discredit Brittani’s sister (who I’m sure is amazing!) but while you’re there, you should ALSO vote for my friend Kaci who went to my high school!

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150843333740748&set=a.10150843332335748.401670.8816160747&type=3&theater

    I was in chorus and a bunch of musicals with her (gay, no?) and although her picture is iffy here, TRUST ME, the rest of her pictures are badass and bangin’.

    /endendorsement

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  6. Carmen SanDiego

    You had me at “Mean Girls and chocolate chip cookies”

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  7. J.Gail

    I looked at all the other pictures for “research purposes.” Nichols family, ftw.

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  8. bra

    Yes.

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  9. Becca

    Your sister has inspired me to go to the gym and tone my legs up a bit…which is all I’m willing to say to someone about their sister.

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  10. Carmen

    the featured image should be in this article so i can “aww” at your baby self.

    if i knew what channel on my tv took me to marathons of this show i feel like i’d still watch it for 5 hours a day like i used to when i was 16.

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    1. Morgan

      so many antm marathonssss

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      1. shannon

        I still get really confused when there is only one episode was on. What am I supposed to do with this?

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  11. Jay

    Voted for your sister.

    Was going to vote for “possible lez” but I was torn between her, the girl who likes Gia, the girl who likes nerds and Harry Potter, and a girl who likes Labyrinth.

    Couldn’t decide so I just stuck with voting for your sister.

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  12. L

    What is a woman from Liberty University doing on there?! Someone just racked up ALL THE DEMERITS, seriously.

    I predict a storyarc with Liberty student being suspended/expelled or being all “oh noes i hate gays and women and jews!” and either Learning She Was Wrong or Going Down in Flames.

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    1. Hilary

      Now I sort of want to watch just to see if this happens.

      But I went to a horrible religious college, and I am not horrible or religious. Maybe Liberty University girl will be ok.

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  13. Alice

    For each elimination she survives can we get one embarrassing fact?

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    1. smartypants

      fucking brilliant, well-played !

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  14. Paper0Flowers

    Omigod, your sister has amazing legs.

    **This is my fifth attempt at writing something that is honest without creeping you out and prompting you to go into “Protective Sister Mode”**

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  15. Elysa Raven Elmore

    Can’t wait to watch this cycle! Haven’t in forever, but I miss it, so I’ll do it just for you :P

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  16. Zana

    Everyone is being so dapper and polite.

    Im not into femmes right now
    But if I was
    I’d be like
    Hot damn
    But I’m not
    So…
    She looks pretty
    I like her heels

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  17. YourMom

    WOW.
    (Out of respect for a fellow older sibling that’s all I’m going to say)

    Good Luck

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  18. LouMac

    Good genes !!!!
    speechless in this case but my mind is still thinking…

    good luck !

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  19. smartypants

    “great shoes girl–mmm!”
    #thisbutchknowsfemmes

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  20. Not your father

    ANTM posted 13 pictures today, Christin’s was not included. By the way, oatmeal cookies are her favorite, not chocolate chip. Great article, have it posted on my FB page. Also, sorry for all the commas. I, am an overcomma(er).

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