The clock tower on the hill is ominously counting down the days between now and Thursday, July 12th, when The Real L Word returns for its third season of mayhem, magic and masturbation. In this trailer, released last week, we go 'behind the scenes' with the cast, despite the fact that reality TV is, by definition, always "behind the scenes." I mean... unless the scenes are staged or something? That'd be so weird! Here it is:
There's also a new webisode of "Somer Fridays" available on the Showtime website. I was hoping it would be a show about how an average girl can develop an amazing jaw like Somer Bingam's, but instead it's about the upcoming season of The Real L Word. I believe Somer will be releasing these videos every Friday. (Did I ever tell you about the time I went to apply to the TGI Friday's in Times Square and they told me they only accepted applications on Friday's? So I walked across the street to The Olive Garden and got a job there, and the rest is hospitaliano history.)
In anticipation of the impending darkness, I've decided to start reading Lillian Faderman (Odd Girls & Twilight Lovers) and Stuart Timmons' Gay L. A.: A History of Sexual Outlaws, Power Politics, And Lipstick Lesbians, in hopes of tricking myself into viewing this program as somehow relevant, fitting into a broader cultural history of queer life in Los Angeles. It's a long shot, but regardless I invite you to read along with me! (Also, if you've yet to read Reality Bites Back, now would be a good time).
As some of you are aware, I have been cursed in life with a gift for Real L Word recaps, which attract heaps of traffic to this website. Therefore, every summer I endure the program in exchange for ~30 people telling me that I'm funny once a week in the comments on a post it took 30 hours to write. So look forward to that! It beats The Olive Garden, I guess.