In a week full of Beyoncé breaking news, this is a glorious crowning achievement.
Fourteen new songs. Lyrics like “I’m in my penthouse half-naked. I cooked this meal for you naked.”
But not only is there new music, oh no. You know she went above and Beyoncé. It’s a “visual album.” SO THERE ARE 17 NEW MUSIC VIDEOS FOR YOU TO OGLE IN ADDITION.
Y’all, I previewed all the videos on iTunes just now and a girl straight up licks her in the one for Yoncé.
Will you remember where you were when this happened?