Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual Sings Karaoke to Lesbian Justin Bieber's "U Smile"

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on July 27, 2011

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56 responses to “Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual Sings Karaoke to Lesbian Justin Bieber's "U Smile"”

Lisa
July 27, 2011 at 1:26 am Permalink Log in to reply.

I smiled

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CDP
July 27, 2011 at 1:37 am Permalink Log in to reply.

Best title ever

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e (member)
July 27, 2011 at 2:00 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

evan rachel wood bisexual is just begging me to develop an unhealthy crush on her.

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1. Randahl (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Who says obsessions are unhealthy?
  
  Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual + Justin Bieber cover…HOW DID THE WORLD NOT EXPLODE IN AWESOMENESS??
  
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Amber (member)
July 27, 2011 at 4:00 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

I don’t know what’s going on with her hair but it is hot and awesome. And she is hot and awesome.

WANT.

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1. Natasia (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 7:52 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Yesss. Her hair is so hot. When it was long I didn’t even notice her but now I’m crushing HARD.
  
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  1. annie
    July 27, 2011 at 5:01 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
    
    Every time I hear something about her, Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual somehow gets hotter.
    
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msamanda (member)
July 27, 2011 at 5:32 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

first thought: the title of this article is like google magic.
second thought: evan rachel wood bisexual has so much swagger! she has that confidence thing that effing dykes talked about last week.
http://effingdykes.blogspot.com/2011/07/nice-to-meetcha.html

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1. Marie B (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 5:46 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Yes! ..omg.
  
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Simone
July 27, 2011 at 5:43 am Permalink Log in to reply.

She also did “Piece of my Heart” by Janis Joplin. It’s not too shabby.

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1. Carmen SanDiego (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 10:00 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  that’s more like it!
  When she ran her hand thru her hair at 2:27 I melted.
  
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2. allie (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 8:34 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  OMG SO GAY
  
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3. Christina (member)
  August 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  Yes! Loved this
  
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mfjay (member)
July 27, 2011 at 8:34 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Sorry if this is the wrong place to put this but private messaging seems to be broken, or at least, not working for me it’s not letting me send messages through ‘Compose message’ and when I try by clicking the ‘send private message’ on the person’s profile it takes me to this article… ho hum.

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1. riese (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 9:10 am Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  email tess [at] autostraddle dot com, i’ll let her know as well
  
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2. Marika (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  That happened to me too this morning! I was very confuzzled.
  
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Carmen SanDiego (member)
July 27, 2011 at 9:56 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

evan rachel wood bisexual + vest + alternative lifestyle haircut = me, grinning like a maniac for 1 min 44 seconds.
I didn’t even care what the hell she was singing.

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m. on the rocks (member)
July 27, 2011 at 10:12 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

OH.

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m. on the rocks (member)
July 27, 2011 at 10:13 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

OH…

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1. m. on the rocks (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 10:13 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  sorry i had to say it twice
  
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  1. Lyn
    July 27, 2011 at 11:54 am Permalink Log in to reply.
    
    double O… evan rachel wood bisexual knows what she’s doing!
    
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Sonia Tseng (member)
July 27, 2011 at 10:50 am Permalink Log in to reply.

wow she’s actually REALLY good

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H (member)
July 27, 2011 at 11:10 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

SO HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT UGH

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Claire (member)
July 27, 2011 at 12:21 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Dang! Girl can sing. Well that is awesome.

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Jey
July 27, 2011 at 12:50 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

I know it’s just a joke but, um, can we please not call Justin Bieber a lesbian?

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1. simone (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  can i keep calling some lesbians i know justin bieber? i mean the resemblance is just scary.
  
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2. blah
  July 27, 2011 at 6:18 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  Agree x 10923091238.
  
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simone (member)
July 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

i feel as if this could be the new “chuck norris” craze. aka… evan rachel wood bisexual is the reason why waldo is hiding.

evan rachel wood bisexual won amerian idol by using only sign language.

i think you get the gist. let’s make this happen people.

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1. leslie (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 1:30 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  evan rachel wood bisexual lassoed a steer and then impregnated me without leaving her saddle.
  
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  1. simone (member)
    July 27, 2011 at 3:17 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    see, it sooooo works
    
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    1. Slevs
      July 27, 2011 at 5:11 pm Permalink
      
      Evan Rachel Wood bisexual magically turned Helena Peabody into a nice person on the L Word.
      
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    2. allie (member)
      July 27, 2011 at 8:32 pm Permalink
      
      evan rachel wood bisexual unkilled Dumbledore on page 606
      
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    3. jifener25 (member)
      July 27, 2011 at 11:20 pm Permalink
      
      even rachel wood bisexual once had sex in an 18 wheeler. the magic of this entered the engine and we now know that truck as optimus prime.
      
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    4. mon (member)
      July 28, 2011 at 12:38 am Permalink
      
      evan rachel wood bisexual made a justin bieber song sound good while it was on mute
      
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    5. Marie B (member)
      July 28, 2011 at 8:30 am Permalink
      
      evan rachel wood bisexual killed jenny..
      
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    6. simone (member)
      July 31, 2011 at 5:38 pm Permalink
      
      finally a true ending.
      
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  2. Lesh (member)
    July 28, 2011 at 9:38 am Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    Evan Rachel Wood bisexual won best new-comer at the billboard awards just coz she hummed in the shower.
    
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Tia (member)
July 27, 2011 at 2:42 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

ERWB, you had me at “U”…
and the cute collared shirt, vest, hair ensemble…

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Nico (member)
July 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

Woah girl. Someone’s got pipes.

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blah
July 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

Wait.. can someone explain to me why errbody says EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL instead of just evan rachel wood? i feel like i’m missing out on something

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1. riese (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 7:23 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  because we’re trying to win the google search term “evan rachel wood bisexual” and we’re in 5th place
  
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  1. terracottatoes (member)
    July 27, 2011 at 8:10 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    speaking of which, EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL
    
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  2. magiclovemuffin (member)
    July 27, 2011 at 10:18 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    Is that why it’s a thing? Ha! I just thought people were just insanely excited to learn they had a chance with Ms. Wood (or is it Ms. Rachel Wood?!) That’s so funny. “EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL.” I had never said it before, but now that I know, got to help the cause.
    
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  3. Carmen SanDiego (member)
    July 27, 2011 at 11:49 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
    
    EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL must be number one!
    
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Lennie (member)
July 27, 2011 at 6:31 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

she sings so well, plus the new look it makes her even hotter.

blah, that evan rachel wood bisexual started months ago when they wrote an article about her being a bisexual.

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kd15 (member)
July 27, 2011 at 6:43 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

You could combine Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual and her awesomeness with the awesomeness of Pinoe into one super awesome super talented person with spectacular hair.

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1. Carmen SanDiego (member)
  July 27, 2011 at 11:44 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user
  
  and Rachel Maddow should interview that person!
  
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Whitney
July 27, 2011 at 9:56 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL is now number 3!

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magiclovemuffin (member)
July 27, 2011 at 10:15 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

She’s hot and all — and clearly a great singer — but ever since I found out she was in a legit relationship with Marilyn Manson, the appeal has vanished. Some exes are dealbreakers… and I guess Marilyn Manson is one of them for me.

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Chris H.D.
July 27, 2011 at 10:19 pm Permalink Log in to reply.

Very tired and annoyed at the Evan Rachel Wood bisexual game. It was funny at first but now seems to take away from the woman being a very talented actress and an openly queer individual and instead makes someone who has been supportive of LGBT rights for years a joke.

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1. montreal
  July 27, 2011 at 10:58 pm Permalink Log in to reply.
  
  ok..I’ll be the first immature responder to this with…wait for it…
  EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL!
  ps…I for one don’t see this as something that takes anything away from ERWB as a talented actress, openly queer individual and supporter of LGBT rights.
  I’ve thought nothing but good things about her since Once and Again and if someone is going to google ‘evan rachel wood bisexual’ I want this to be the first site that people see and potentially check out.
  Just to give you an idea, this is the link in position #2 (ahead of Autostraddle) right now:
  http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/04/18/evan-rachel-wood-bisexual-esquire/
  so umm….with all due respect…
  a hearty EVAN RACHEL WOOD BISEXUAL to you.
  
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  1. riese (member)
    July 28, 2011 at 8:19 am Permalink Log in to reply.
    
    and this is #1:
    Evan Rachel Wood – Bisexual or Just a Hedonist?
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail?entry_id=87384
    
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    1. novastar (member)
      July 28, 2011 at 11:09 am Permalink
      
      oh, gawd.
      I’ve seen a fair share of bi-phobic things online and IRL, but I think this is possibly the MOST insulting piece of garbage I’ve ever encountered.
      (Also: “this blogger”? What an asshole.)
      
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    2. Paper0Flowers (member)
      July 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm Permalink
      
      Fuck, no kidding. No matter his “one and only experience” with a bisexual woman ended in her leaving him. What a prat.
      
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    3. Paper0Flowers (member)
      July 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm Permalink
      
      *No wonder
      
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Charlie (member)
October 13, 2011 at 5:03 pm Permalink Log in to reply.Report user

daaaaaaamn, evan rachel woood bisexual can sing!
I don’t think I’ve heard bieber’s music, at least not willingly, I’d never heard this song, it’s pretty dumb but her voice just makes it amazing, and the look. and the hair.

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