26 Things to Dip Your Chips In, You Wild Animal You

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Even on a good day, I’m a lazy vegan whose diet is about 80% tortilla chips. But when you combine a heat wave with the week after A-Camp, I’m rendered literally incapable of cooking. What even is cooking? How does it work? You heat something, and then what? Nope, too hard. Really the only food I feel confident about being able to pull together and consume is some sort of thing I can put into a bowl and mindlessly dip chips into while I relive photos of animal onesies and flower crowns on the mountain. Ah, yes. That’s better. Here, there’s some room on the couch next to me, grab a seat. If you wanted to, I suppose these dips could be made for some sort of social gathering that includes other people, but there’s no need to go overboard.


 

1. Spicy Balsamic Vinegar Salsa


2. Vegan Cheese


 

3. Cheesy Corn Dip


4. Guacamole Dip

In what way is this related to guacamole? Does it taste like guacamole at all? Is it at all like the time I went to buy regular Tofutti Sour Cream and bought “guacamole” spiced fake sour cream instead? Only one way to find out, I guess.


5. Beer-Battered Jalapeños with Chipotle Ranch Dipping Sauce


6. Blue Cheese Buffalo Chicken Dip

I first discovered the existence of this food item a few years ago through my brother’s college roommate, who went through a phase of eating this and nothing else for weeks. I can’t say I support that as a lifestyle, but it did seem like it was probably a pretty good dip.


7. Healthy Green Goddess Dip


8. Strawberry Mango Salsa


9. Chipotle Corn and Black Bean Guacamole


10. Greek Yogurt Feta Dip


11. Baked White Bean and Artichoke Dip


12. Pan-Fried Onion Dip


 

13. Spanish Eggplant and Bell Pepper Dip


14. Smoky Southwest Cheese Dip


15. Spinach and Crab Dip


16. Hot & Creamy Cauliflower Dip


17. Pimento Cheese


18. Cooker Cheesy Corn, Bacon, and Jalapeño Dip


19. Smoky Black Bean Dip


20. Caramelized Onion Bacon Dip


21. Vegan Eggplant Dip

If you click through on this, you will see that it is labeled as “vegan queso.” Let me be frank with you, dear reader: this is not queso. Even in the realm of vegan quesos, which is a lawless Wild Wild West of its own, this is not queso, and there are few things more damaging to vegan cuisine than people who claim that things will taste “just like” their non-vegan counterpart when they know damn well that is a lie. I have made this and it does not taste like queso, but it does taste like eggplants and spices and is a pretty good thing to dip some chips into. Go forth with your eyes wide open.


22. Oven Roasted Tomato Salsa


23. Sun Dried Tomato Hummus


24. Baba Ghanoush


25. Kathirikkai Thogayal

I want to try this SO BADLY I am upset that I’m not eating it right now even though it’s 11 pm and I just ate like four tacos. I would ignore all that if I got to eat this delicious-looking spiced eggplant situation.


26. Roasted Tomatillo Salsa

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    Hello Rachel,

    thank you for using my Guacamole Dip recipe in you article! All the dips look amazing, can’t wait to try some of them out, especially the Caramelized Onion Bacon Dip, or Spinach and Crab Dip – YUM! :)

    Keep on the good work;)

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    so. much. goodness.

    one of my favorite salsas/amalgamations of lovin is comprised of:
    -mango
    -papaya
    -avocado
    -red bell pepper
    -white onion
    -cilantro
    -lime juice

    goes especially well with those garden of eatin spicy blue corn chips <3

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    I just have to say, Autostraddle really brings it sometimes. Any other website would’ve published only 10 or fewer suggestions at a time and made you click through a slideshow littered with video ads. I’m continually amazed by the quality and effort that go into even routine posts at Autostraddle. Keep up the good work guys, I fucking love this website!

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