1.0Autostraddlehttps://www.autostraddle.comA.E. Osworthhttps://www.autostraddle.com/author/aeosworth/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="zkhy2lsdji"><a href="https://www.autostraddle.com/merry-two-days-after-christmas-here-are-holiday-tech-things-from-the-week-270712/">Merry Two Days After Christmas, Here Are Holiday Tech Things From The Week</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.autostraddle.com/merry-two-days-after-christmas-here-are-holiday-tech-things-from-the-week-270712/embed/#?secret=zkhy2lsdji" width="600" height="338" title="“Merry Two Days After Christmas, Here Are Holiday Tech Things From The Week” — Autostraddle" data-secret="zkhy2lsdji" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(c,d){"use strict";var e=!1,o=!1;if(d.querySelector)if(c.addEventListener)e=!0;if(c.wp=c.wp||{},c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage);else if(c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if(!t);else if(!(t.secret||t.message||t.value));else if(/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret));else{for(var r,s,a,i=d.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),n=d.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),l=0;l<n.length;l++)n[l].style.display="none";for(l=0;l<i.length;l++)if(r=i[l],e.source!==r.contentWindow);else{if(r.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message){if(1e3<(s=parseInt(t.value,10)))s=1e3;else if(~~s<200)s=200;r.height=s}if("link"===t.message)if(s=d.createElement("a"),a=d.createElement("a"),s.href=r.getAttribute("src"),a.href=t.value,!o.test(a.protocol));else if(a.host===s.host)if(d.activeElement===r)c.top.location.href=t.value}}},e)c.addEventListener("message",c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),d.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",t,!1),c.addEventListener("load",t,!1);function t(){if(o);else{o=!0;for(var e,t,r,s=-1!==navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 10"),a=!!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv:11\./),i=d.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),n=0;n<i.length;n++){if(!(r=(t=i[n]).getAttribute("data-secret")))r=Math.random().toString(36).substr(2,10),t.src+="#?secret="+r,t.setAttribute("data-secret",r);if(s||a)(e=t.cloneNode(!0)).removeAttribute("security"),t.parentNode.replaceChild(e,t);t.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:r},"*")}}}}(window,document); </script> https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cassini-1.jpg?fit=2766%2C136427661364Did you know I write Queer Your Tech two days in advance most weeks? That means I'm coming to you from Christmas Day. So even though it's two days after Christmas, the holiday cheer is alive in my soul.