Heyyy Hottie Hot Stuff! Happy Valentine’s Day! Good lord you look like an electric firecracker on ice. I love you; want to paint glitter hearts on your eyelids. HEY what are your Valentinian plans for the day/night? WELL, we wanted to make sure you had something really goshdarn adorable to give your love loaf — just in case! — so here are six totally on-brand, relevant-to-your-interests printable cards to choose from! All you have to do is force them through your printing machine with magic, trim and fold them, write cute/sexy things on the inside and then BAM. Cuddles. Cuddles for days.