Heyyy Hottie Hot Stuff! Happy Valentine’s Day! Good lord you look like an electric firecracker on ice. I love you; want to paint glitter hearts on your eyelids. HEY what are your Valentinian plans for the day/night? WELL, we wanted to make sure you had something really goshdarn adorable to give your love loaf — just in case! — so here are six totally on-brand, relevant-to-your-interests printable cards to choose from! All you have to do is force them through your printing machine with magic, trim and fold them, write cute/sexy things on the inside and then BAM. Cuddles. Cuddles for days.
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BY ALEX

by laura

by alex & laneia

by kristen

by kristen

by rosa
but i love coors light?
these are amazing. we’re so artistic!
wait, what? coors comes in handles?
These are fucking glorious
These are awesome! #yaygay #yaylove
Gaytastic
These are so cute :)
It took me way longer than it should have to get the Ikea one but once I did I laughed for probably longer than was appropriate. So it all evens out. ;)
I got theeeeee best valentines day card EVA today and it was a simple handmade one. A little goes a long way <3
are your eyes ikea? because i’m lost in them
Oh I’m going to use that…
Rosa’s is my favorite
rosa is my favorite in general
Can you people get any cuter?
eeeeee! cute! I love Laura’s – me and my girlfriend both picked it out for each other (separately)
these are all amazing and adorable.
Erm, make mine Rosa’s (surely this is Rory??) Worth buying a printer for methinks.