Riese: I would text Riley and be like "you up?" Carly: Are you still at the gay bar...? Because? Riese: I would come back incensed with rage and ready to make a mistake. Carly: Ready to ruin my relationship. Riese: Yes. I would be full of the spirit of ruin and ready to share it. Carly: Which is not Christmas spirit, but it is kind of related.