The Comment Awards Might Be A Leshbian

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Hi loves! Did you have a good week? Did you remember to take your meds and drink plenty of water? THIS WAS A GREAT WEEK FOR COMMENTS, Y’ALL.

This week, Riese’s dog Tinkerbell came to life!

Creatrix Tiara has got some fantastic advice for when you want to be more than just friends with your roomie and don’t know where to start!

Vanessa walked nearly 500 miles on the Pacific Crest Trail! Here’s why she stopped there.

Erin’s been watching movies again!

My exes are all Tagalongs, don’t @ me: Which Girl Scout Cookie Is Your Ex-Girlfriend?

You need this pin set.

And then there were your comments!

On Straight People Watch: Winter 2K18:

The Hocus Pocus Award to Heron:

But wait I thought that last book said “Mail Order Bride Witch

And the 2 Shea Award to Shea and Shea:

On BREAKING: Lesbian Cult Classic Stuffed Dog Tinkerbell Comes To Life:

The Project Runway Award to Sally and Carmen SanDiego:

Looking forward to hearing Tinkerbell’s take on this new wannabe in town, complete with a Who Wore It Best photo slideshow. / Carmen SanDiego: Gender Traitor Onesie: Who Wore It Best?

On Lesbian Fisting 101:

The This Hand Is Your Hand Award to Snaelle:

Really have to hand it to you Carolyn… …perfectly written.

On 30 Search Terms That Led People to Autostraddle on Tuesday, February 6, 2018:

The Leshbian Award to Kristana:

Text: "Leshbian" Photo: Leisha Hailey staring at the camera, wearing a low-cut black tank top

And the Good News! Award to hihello and Al:

what to say to someone who met a lesbian

On I Watched Lesbian Classic “The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love” and Confirmed That Life Is Suffering:

The Number One Dad Award to ExceptForBunnies:

Aaaaah! My dad had to record this movie on the VCR for me (my parents are divorced and he had the then fancy pay tv) He had to record „When night is falling“, too, and „All over me“, and copy every Meg Ryan article from the TV magazine at his office‘s copy machine for my collection. I was surprised myself when I came out. Him? Not so much.

On Which Girl Scout Cookie Is Your Ex-Girlfriend?

The Trin(ity) Mint Award to Kristana:

I would dispute your characterization of Thin Mints. Thin Mints is the uber-domme of lesbians. She walks into a room and owns it. She knows it, you know it, everybody knows it. This woman is cool, bordering on cold, and completely in control. No other cookie lesbian challenges her. She wears dark colors, and her clothes and hair are rigidly tight and smooth. Bow down and acknowledge her.

And the Five Finger Discount Award to Lauren:

Shoutout to my ex-Samoa who lived in a van, took me guerrilla camping, fucked like a maniac and then shoplifted coffee for me from the grocery store in the morning. That was a HELL of a few months, there.

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19 Comments

  1. “The This Hand Is Your Hand Award”
    Brava, QG! I sang along to it.

    And Kristana scoring a double-double, nice!

  4. Really though..that who wore it best with Tinkerbell is an OUTSTANDING idea. I bow wow down to you Sally.

  7. So many good articles and so many good comments this week! Nice job everyone!

    I somehow missed the search term article, and I gotta say the comments on that one were golden! They all deserve comment awards!

  8. Aaaaah <3 Best thing is: I felt really grateful yesterday for my dad being the dad he was and still is (I sometimes forget) and called him today and had a lovely talk, so, yeah, thank you AS!!!

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