Hello Shoppers!
So many things to be thankful for on Autostraddle dot com this week!
We got to spend time with our chosen family of like-minded individuals on the Thanksgiving Open Thread.
Ellen won a thing and, let’s be real, Ellen wins all the things.
Erin is still navigating the heteronormative Patriarchy via spot on fashion choices.
Supergirl, sex toys, and garlic!
Also Freedom! And Comments!
On OPEN THREAD: Thanksgiving 2016 Family Togetherness Time Right Here Together:
The No, Thank YOU! Award to Bae:
On Four Femme Ways To Wear Bodysuits This Fall:
The You Do You Award to jane:
On Tila Tequila What The Fuck: Former MTV Star Now Identifies as “Literally Hitler”:
The Truth Award to Jessica Vazquez:
On View From The Top: Aftercare For Tops:
The Tribute Award to Mavi:
On 18 Thanksgiving Recipes for Huge Stinkin’ Garlic Lovers:
The California Dreaming Award to Carmen SanDiego:
On Sunday Funday is Having the Best Day Ever, Considering the Circumstances:
The Congratugaytions Award to Moriarteaparty:
See a clever, hilarious or thought provoking comment around this website-ship? Email it to me at: bren [at] autostraddle [dot] com!
Congrats Moriarteaparty and Mrs Moriarteaparty
And, honestly, The Stinking Rose is THE place for garlic fans. Not to be missed if you’re in LA or SF
I really want to thank Dr Aluta for saving my marriage. My husband really treat me bad and left the home for almost 1 month i was sick because of this,i was not my self again, then i told my friend about my husband case then she told me to contact Dr Aluta that he will help me bring back my husband he told me that my husband is under a great spell of another woman. They cast a spell of return back of love on him. And he came back home for forgiveness and today we are happy again, i want you all who are having relationship, ex and even husband problem to contact Wish you all success contact me on my mail above she is for real
Hey mods/editers/wonderful people, there’s been two instances of spam from this one that I’ve seen, the other one being on Mey’s last article. Any chance of removal? Though I’ll admit, I am curious to see what else befalls their husband, so your call and all.
I don’t know, I kind of want to know what spell Dr Aluta cast on her husband to “return back of love on him.” It sounds magical.
Plus, I’d be willing to trade them ten million dollars that are currently sitting in a Nigerian bank account, but I need their help to access the funds.
I got the Tribute Award? Thank you! My weekend is set.
I would like to Sinclair Sexsmith thank for inspiring me to imagine a dystopian future in which trust is the ultimate commodity. I would also like to thank my post-apocalyptic dyspotian anthem for getting me through the darkness that has descended on us all.
https://youtu.be/5A4xBp2rizQ
And yes, I can see now where my grammar has failed me. Again. Fuck.
*blows kisses to the crowd while wearing six bodysuits and four jumpsuits*