Remember egg timers? Are those still a thing? Either way, today, I want you to get out or open a timer (hopefully it’s an egg timer, and it was your grandma’s, and you bought it for her for her birthday during your first year of college, and it’s shaped like a chicken), and set it for 15 minutes. Until the bell rings, I want you to close Twitter, or your doomscrolling app of choice, and drink an entire glass of water, and breathe deeply.
I’ll do it too. Ready?
Well done. 💙
This week, Heather wondered how on EARTH Mayim Bialik’s Doc, flannel and pantsuit-wearing, cat café-owning main character isn’t a lesbian in the new Call Me Kat.
Did you catch all of the amazing Dating Week content we brought back in honor of HER? Vanessa would like you to assume everyone thinks you’re hot. Rachel’s here to teach us more about the art of the bio. And Kayla thinks you should send the first message — she’s got tips!
GreaseBats tackled the spectre of the doomscroll.
Valerie Ann and Meg looked at a year in gay Critical Role moments!
Carmen is ready for Batwoman‘s Ryan Wilder, and so is the world.
The United States vs. Billie Holiday is on its way to us, and looks to be very queer!
Perfect Hunter Schafer is perfect.
In Foolish Child AND IN OUR LIVES, UNFORTUNATELY, it was Sedition Week.
A perfect headline for a perfect post: Which Set of Goth Lesbian Girlfriends Is Going to Buy the Lizzie Borden House?
And then there were your comments!
On The Gayest “Critical Role” Moments of The Past Year:
The Mutuals Award to Paloma and Athens:
On “Batwoman” Season 2: In Our Ongoing Uprising for Black Lives, Ryan Wilder Is Right on Time:
The Adorable Pitfall Award to :)
On No Filter: Stacy London’s BHE (Big Hat Energy):
The Janet Mock-Turtleneck Award to thatottergirl, Chandra, msanon, and Kristana:
On Pop Culture Fix: Bette and Tina are Back at it in “The L Word: Generation Q” Season 2 Table Read:
The Jennifer BETTER PORTER Beals Award to Stef:
And on Which Set of Goth Lesbian Girlfriends Is Going to Buy the Lizzie Borden House:
The Herrrrre’s…Punny! Award to Kristana:
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Yaay gotta thank my pun squad, they had me in stitches with their replies!
Those were some good puns.
It was a pun-tastic week in the comments!
punters of autostraddle untie!!
I’m knit kidding when I say I needle these moments of ravelry in these crewel times
Absolutely, crafting these puns has done a whorl of good for my mood
these are yarn good! pearling is my new favorite olympic winter sport.
I be-weave in all of you.
The adorable pitfall is my favorite this week!
And I feel this weirdly proprietary pride in the comment and award because I @-d queergirl with an enthusiastic “Comment Award!” comment
like, i really wanted to know what kind of crossbreed pitfall was… i guess i still do.
Could be a pitbull + flatcoat retriever or a pitbull + bichon frise (because it would have a full coat / full head of hair)
thank you for the tips! i think i figured it out, tho. a Pitfall is a swaggery hardcore ladytype who has rescued a pittie. origin is evidence – https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8CcMtDOq0/
As in, I have Pitfallen hard for Javicia Leslie and Judah?
OMG! That photo!
So instead of getting an egg timer (which I don’t have) and being still for 15 minutes, I got distracted and wanted to tell you about the egg and soldiers I had this week. And I realised I didn’t have an egg cup so had to cut out a section of the egg box it came in. What I’m saying is, I’m in the market for an egg cup, any suggestions? Matching egg timer also a bonus.
ok now I also want an egg cup
and an egg timer
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