The Comment Awards Are Lounge-Of-Center

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Hi there, Mounds and Almond Joys! It’s halfway through January! I’m still writing 2017 on my checks!

This week, A.E. had answers to a very important question: What do you do when strap-on sex leaves bruises?

You get inspired! And you get inspired! And you get inspired!

Alyssa’s handsome. But don’t take my word for it.

I love Stevonnie so, so much.

In this week’s AM/PM, Alaina’s got the vacuum (and the inner peace) I’ve been coveting for AWHILE.

So I guess warm-up pants are back?

Democracy now! Thanks, Laura.

You will cry, in the best way: I Hated Country Music Until I Met Lena.

And then there were your comments!

On Amilyn Holdo and Leia Organa Were Dating in “The Last Jedi” and You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise:

The And Also With You Award to Tam:

So many women in this movie… AND NONE IN A GOLD BIKINI. and people still watched it. P.S. I am marrying the next woman who tells me “may the force be with you always

On Steven Universe’s Stevonnie Is Bringing Non-Binary Representation to TV in a Brand New Way:

The Good Old-Fashioned Squeeee Award to Jay:

Every time I watch an episode with Stevonnie it fills my heart with so much happiness! I can’t even imagine what it would have felt like to see a character like them as a kid! They are so wonderful

On 2018 Golden Globes Winners: Oprah and the Simmering Rage of Women:

The Simmering Rage Goals Award to Valerie Anne:

Petition to call a group of feminists a “simmering rage.

On Business Lounge Is Your Fancy Pajama-esque Winter Aesthetic:

The LOC Award to Mae Elise:

Popping by to say my new style is lounge-of-center after reading this brilliant article

On No Filter: Gillian Anderson Cordially Invites You to Walk All Over Her:

The Call Me Out, Maybe Award to jane:

Wasn’t aware that Demi Lovato had a callout culture fetish, but GOOD TO KNOW

On You Need Help: When Strap-On Sex Leaves (Accidental) Bruises:

The Peach Emoji Award to Alaina:

alternatively, tell said boo they look really hot with bruises and encourage them to wear said bruises with pride.

On Pop Culture Fix: Would You Like to Hear a Story About Kate McKinnon, Gillian Anderson and a Bathtub?

The Shipping News Award to Rous Rose:

I have a rule of not shipping real-life humans – which I only break every time I see two adult females make eye-contact – but I’m pretty sure Kate and Gillian are pure manifestations of extremely high frequency energy ripping up the space-time continuum with ethereal perfection, anyway, so I’m going to go ahead and wish them a happy life together.

And on Gay Hairplay: Top 11 Times a Girl Touched Another Girl’s Hair on TV and Film:

The Braid Me Like One of Your French Girls Award to Faustine:

I’m sensing this is another important entry in the future meta-post: “We’re hair, we’re queer: 11 times Autostraddle obsessed about women touching women’s hair in moving pictures

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26 Comments

  1. “The Braid Me Like One of Your French Girls” so clever
    Good job QG
    And good job everyone. You’re all winners!

  2. Braid me like one of your French girls!!! ?

    … if Leonardo di Caprio had been the soft butch queer woman we all subconsciously saw him as.

  8. The perfect comment award title–I’ve been listening only to carly’s new album for the past week

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