Hey there, blinking spinning electric beasts of life! How are you? How the hell has your week been? I’m growing out my hair and yesterday was the first time it’s looked cute in like five months. I just need to be real with you. Are you ready to focus your beaming eyeballs on the newest episode of The Adventures of Tiny Pineapple? Well you better GET THAT WAY because it’s all happening.
This week’s episode, “Walking the Dog,” is all about the rewards of dog adoption and oh all the places you’ll go. Tiny Pineapple, you’re so real. Your feelings about dog walks are my feelings about dog walks.
Y’all! It’s Arthur! Carly and Robin’s dog! Oh god he’s so cute.