Televisionary: Caption This!

Is it just me, or are some of the new sitcoms finally staring to come in to their own? I was a bit worried earlier in the season when Glee was airing at seemingly random intervals and I just didn’t know if the new shows could hang. But then, Wednesday night rolled around and Modern Family wasn’t new this week. Instead of crying in the dark beside apple scented candles I just watched my DVRed 2 Broke Girls. And it was funny. Thank fucking god, because the funnier it gets, the funnier I get. Okay, let’s have a caption contest.

Last week we had tons of entries (probably due to the Brittana factor) but unfortunately, just like a car sweepstakes at the mall or basically any contest being held by Nickeloodeon, many will enter, few will win. This week, the reader votes and I– I mean our panel of serious judges– aggreed.

This week’s winner, receiving the Stop Toying With Us Ryan award, also receiving 20 votes to date is theflyingdutchwoman!

NO WE CAN'T SANTANA, RYAN MURPHY SAID WE ARE NOT GOING TO KISS FOR ANOTHER 8 FUCKING EPISODES

Runner up receiving the Always On the Hunt award is lesemicolon: “SANTANA, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND BAMBI?”

Alright guys, you’ve got another chance this week, and I know you won’t let me down because there’s a cat involved. Seriously. It’s a cat. Cats make all of the things better.

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Also! A few points about the cut-throat contest rules. Please use CAPS LOCK WHEN YOU SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES, so I know what is a caption entry and what is a comment on a caption entry. Also, if you win or are a past winner, please message me on ASS with your mailing address if you’d like to receive your prize of three “You Do You” stickers.

Happy Capping!

Lizz is a consumer, lover and writer of all things pop culture and the Fashion/Style Editor at Autostraddle.com. She is also full time medical student at Brown University in Providence, RI. You can find her on the twitter, the tumblr or even on the instagram.

Lizz has written 276 articles for us.

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