As much as I love Halloween and baseball, it was great to have TV finally back to normal. This week Glee was finally back and gave us a little sliver of Brittana wonderfulness. What else could I possibly ever want or need? Nothing, that’s what. Brittana Is All.
Last week we only had nine submissions, probably because there was such a clear amazing winner. Like a beacon of hope parting the clouds. Let’s bestow an award upon this amazing winner. But also step it up this week guys, I mean come on.
This week’s winner, receiving the You’re My Captioning Hero award, also receiving the most user votes to date is Britsy!
SCISSORING. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
Runner up receiving the Danger is Always Around the Corner award is Special K: “I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN’T HAVE TIME TO PULL OUT THE PARACHUTE!”
Second runner up receiving the Topical To My Interests award is nbdyknowsimalez: “Hugging people with your legs in friendship!”
Wow, clearly all that yoga has paid off because you guys have obviously strengthened your funny bones. I think you’ll like this weeks… Brittana, need I say more?
INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERE
Commence Captioning!
Bet you taste like Honey-Nut Cheer-ios.
Wait… she told you to stick what, where? OMG! No she didn’t!
It’s softer than Lord Tubbington under there.
So… I just got this strap-on…
Coach Sylvester said I needed to work on my mount. Santana, you could’ve told me I wasn’t satisfying you.
Did you know koalas are just gay sloths?
no we can’t santana, ryan murphy said we are not going to kiss for another 8 fucking episodes
The invisible force field, can you see it ?
“Give those O’s a go”
You said sex isn’t dating…so I still don’t know what lesbian sex is.
“clinically proven to lower cholesterol”
“The Big G stands for Goodness”
“Toasted Whole Grain Oat Cereal”
somehow i think if i keep posting cheerios slogans, i’ll eventually come up with something witty. it’s not working
it has made me want cereal though
CEREAL!
oh man, I’m going to eat some cereal now.
‘Look Santana, I don’t think Lord Tubbington is ready yet, but if it’s really important to you I’ll ask if he’s interested in joining PFLAG when I get home tonight’
A picture worth a thousand disappointed lesbian sighs.
‘I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills.’ ‘oh,you did?’
That’s right, a third season. And then she actually said, “Bring it on, Brooklyn!”
Santana, you know where to find Bambi?
I think I just died laughing. Best.
Awh, thanks!
Side note: I feel like “hunting Bambi” or “finding Bambi” should be a euphemism, assuming it’s not already.
Brittany, tell me do you love the bass?
And then Ryan Murphy said “Close enough!”
I will try harder.. I will make fresh hummus.
Double ponytail… SO INTENSE.
It’s like looking in a bitchy mirror.
Eye-fucking: hotter than you’d think.
When I create my own country I shall name it Britanna!