Televisionary: Caption This!

It’s one week until Halloween! Time to get pumped for TV Halloween specials and pull together your costume. I know what I’m going as — the winner of last week’s caption contest!

The Don’t Wanna Be Award goes to apple juice who also had the most user votes:


Runner up receiving the Chosen Comment Award goes to Samantha: “To life! To life! L’chaim! L’chaim, l’chaim, to LIFE!”

This week, I bring to you a very special look in to the love life of Max from Happy Endings. If only all moments could be as tender as this.



So caption away! Baseball is still destroying Wednesday night TV, but Happy Endings, Parks and Rec., Big Bang Theory and Community are all having Halloween specials this week. Hopefully this time next week, the picture above will be of a lesbian ghost and a lesbian zombie renewing their vows to omit “until death do us part.”

Lizz is a consumer, lover and writer of all things pop culture and the Fashion/Style Editor at She is also full time medical student at Brown University in Providence, RI. You can find her on the twitter, the tumblr or even on the instagram.

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  1. You know it’s a gay kiss when fast food companies haven’t bought the advertisement rights for their burrito’s product placement.

    You know it’s a (mostly) lesbian/bisexual website when nobody cares about the two guys kissing, but everyone wants to talk about the burritos.

    Burrito … Fish Taco’s favorite uncle.

    • I’m sorry. The above was more observation than caption. Please accept this sacrificial caption as recompense:

      “Is it cold in here? Because I want to Brr-eat-yo’ face.”

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