It’s one week until Halloween! Time to get pumped for TV Halloween specials and pull together your costume. I know what I’m going as — the winner of last week’s caption contest!
The Don’t Wanna Be Award goes to apple juice who also had the most user votes:

AAAAALLL BY MYSEEEEEEELLF
Runner up receiving the Chosen Comment Award goes to Samantha: “To life! To life! Lβchaim! Lβchaim, lβchaim, to LIFE!”
This week, I bring to you a very special look in to the love life of Max from Happy Endings. If only all moments could be as tender as this.

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So caption away! Baseball is still destroying Wednesday night TV, but Happy Endings, Parks and Rec., Big Bang Theory and Community are all having Halloween specials this week. Hopefully this time next week, the picture above will be of a lesbian ghost and a lesbian zombie renewing their vows to omit “until death do us part.”
If you listen close enough, you can hear the ocean.
Let’s share “burrito kisses” and pretend we’re lesbians.
yes, you taste waaaay better.. mmm
You’ve got a little speck of burrito on your face . . . here allow me.
(This is not an entry: ………….I thought 8 was higher than 5… I challenge the most voters award!!)
i second that challenge, but thank you anyway :D
Sorry! I thought that was a comment on the previous caption, not your own submission. My mistake!
you taste these tears. taste my sad, michael.
If you really want to make her jealous…
I cannot continue this kiss until you remove that piece of burrito from the side of my face.
You know it’s a gay kiss when fast food companies haven’t bought the advertisement rights for their burrito’s product placement.
You know it’s a (mostly) lesbian/bisexual website when nobody cares about the two guys kissing, but everyone wants to talk about the burritos.
Burrito … Fish Taco’s favorite uncle.
I’m sorry. The above was more observation than caption. Please accept this sacrificial caption as recompense:
“Is it cold in here? Because I want to Brr-eat-yo’ face.”
When love tacos over!
“julie and brandy were all like ‘black swans love burritos’
and natalie and mila were all like nom nom nom nom on each others faces”
You got a little… something. Right there. Here, let me get it for you with my tongue.
“Oh. O-okay. I thought when you said you wanted a taste you meant my burrito, but this works too.”
Burrito: the aphrodisiac you never suspected.
I swear it tastes better with avacado.
I LOVE YOU for getting these burritos. I LOVE YOU AND THIS BURRITO. In a very gay way.
You have some salsa on your lip and I’m mexican … let me !!
not fair! you got way more guacamole than me