HEY you don’t have time to get dressed, leave your house, look at things, choose a thing, buy that thing and then arrange that thing beautifully in a package! Shit! You are in a HURRY motherfucker. You don’t even have time to read this POST.
YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW so I’ll make this quick.
Lesbian e-cards you can send to people on Valentine’s Day. They’re by Dattch. Dattch is a lesbo dating app where you could meet new lesbians if you had time for that kind of shit but you don’t. FOCUS. E-CARDS. These aren’t subtle, which is something I’ve always liked about you.
You can send ’em to people you’re banging or people you wanna bang. You can even send ’em to people you’re never gonna bang because FRIENDSHIP.
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Look they made one for Ali.
Not everything is about sex though you guys.
You can send these e-cards to people via all the social medias and also email. You can, if you’ve lost your damn mind, print these bastards onto actual paper and MAIL THEM using stamps and your nation’s postal delivery service. I don’t know anyone with enough time to even find their local post office on Google maps, but maybe you’re special. Maybe you already have stamps on your person, in which case you are 30% on your way to mailing something at all times, which is nuts. HEY if you have the time and stamps to mail things, you might also be interested in these Valentine’s Day cards we created for you last year, when everyone was covered in dew and bokeh dots. They’re printable like whoa and even have FOLD LINES.
Happy Valentine’s Day, you pretty, pretty person.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA <3
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this is my first valentine’s in a remotely hetero relationship and i don’t know how to find valentines that represent that both of us are queer as fuck but happen to be a lady and a dude doin it. (also it’s not A Relationship so basically I need a card that says “I HAVE AN OCEAN OF EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS”)
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Haha omg. Good a post to help me get through this hellish friday
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These are amazing! My (straight) Facebook gf is totes getting one of these.
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I kind of want all future Autostraddle news items to be written as if WE’RE ALREADY RUNNING LATE TO SOME GODDAMN EVENT OR SOMETHING.
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Love it! Very funny in deed.
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My Valentine
Valentines Day 2014 Gay Love Poem
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She wears
No Bras
No Panties
No Jewels
No Makeup
She only wears running shoes and my LOVE in her heart !
I wear the same-same except for panties !!
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This is what has been missing from my life.
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I am definitely sending that second one to my BFF.
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I lost it at the cat gifs. PERFECT.
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LOL Thats of wine and cat just kill me