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Health + Athletics

My Doctor Said Lesbians Don’t Need Pap Smears, but She’s Wrong

If you have a cervix, you should get pap smears regularly.

By Hannah Brashers| October 31, 2019 | 30 Comments
First Person

A Recounting of the Morning I Spent Digging Garlic Out of My Vagina

My vagina and I get along most of the time. We know our routines, the things each of us like (orgasms and panty-free nights) and the things we don’t (periods and hard fingering meant to be pleasure inducing) but occasionally one of us fails each other.

By Kari| January 24, 2017 | 72 Comments
First Person Gender

On Performing in The Vagina Monologues When You Don’t Have a Vagina

“There’s an annoying song that’s only playing all the way through all day long on some days. Others, I can barely hear the chorus, and others I can’t hear it all. But every day, I know that that song will be there again one day, maybe even tomorrow, maybe even later that same day. And I hate this song.”

By Mey| March 29, 2016 | 46 Comments
Advice

You Need Help: When a Yeast Infection is Cramping Your Sex Style

Let’s get down to business. The business of getting down to business with an itchy vag.

By KaeLyn| June 18, 2015 | 14 Comments
Health + Athletics

Top 9 Cures We’ve Found For Chronic Yeast Infections

It’s gonna get really real in here.

By the team| June 14, 2015 | 116 Comments
News + Politics

Novel Idea: What If We Actually Researched Whether Menstrual Products Are Safe to Use

In spite of the number of people who use menstrual hygiene products, researchers in the United States aren’t doing very much to look into the safety of our products.

By Helen| June 2, 2014 | 105 Comments
Sex + Relationships

16 Food-Related Euphemisms For “Female Masturbation”

Sometimes a peach is not really a peach.

By Carolyn Yates| May 6, 2014 | 21 Comments
Sex + Relationships

16 Animal-Related Euphemisms For Cunnilingus

“8. Anything to do with clams, really.”

By Carolyn Yates| April 29, 2014 | 18 Comments
Sex + Relationships

Listling: Most Hilarious Synonyms For “Vagina”

“4. Beaver cake.”

By Carolyn Yates| October 11, 2013 | 41 Comments
Feminism

Keeping Pussy’s Power: The Complications of Reclamation

For better or for worse, “pussy” is on the tip of everyone’s tongue — is its magical naughtiness about to be sacrificed in the name of reclaiming?

By Gabrielle| August 31, 2012 | 27 Comments
Health + Athletics

Hot Town, Summer In The City: Keep Your Vag From Feeling Dirty And Gritty

Your vulva asked me to write this.

By Gabrielle| July 19, 2012 | 72 Comments
Herstory

Ad History: Douching With Lysol For True Romance

No actually, you really really really shouldn’t.

By Whitney Pow| December 10, 2011 | 62 Comments

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