Crudely Yours, A John Waters Holiday Gift Guide
…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.
the holiday season
Holigay Gift Guide: You Love Music
Gifts for your ears…and eyes, but mostly your ears.
Holigay Gift Guide: Stuff You Wear Edition
Do you have a “trendy” friend/girlfriend/mom/sister/cousin who always buys you great stuff? Do you simultaneously have the fashion sense and gift buying skills of a one-year-old kitten? You’ve finally found the right place.
Holiday Shopping List Without Commentary: Julie & Brandy’s “Hilarious and Awesome” Gifts
PAJAMA JEANS!
Holigay Gift Guide: Secret Santa 101, The Art of Anonymous Gifting
As someone who has been on the receiving end of terrible Secret Santa gifts for almost a decade, I feel somewhat qualified to offer up some gift ideas and advise you on Secret Santa gift etiquette.
DIY This: Good Homemade Gifts You Can Make at Home!
You don’t need lots of money or special ninja skills to make gifts that people will actually really like, for real.
Cyber Monday: Deals You Can Get Without Getting Out of Bed
It’s Cyber Monday! I can’t help you with electronics, but here are my best suggests for Books, DVDs, Games and American Apparel Briefs. Get all your shopping done deeply discounted and move on with your life.
Thanksgiving Open Thread: Time to Stuff a Tofurkey With Your Feelings
It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.
Tis the Season to Buy a Blazer
This Black Friday I suggest we all gallantly go out amongst the sobbing mothers and vomiting children and seek our dirt-cheap-deal fortune. This Black Friday, we should all buy ourselves blazers.
The Nerdiest Holiday Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get that nerdy cuddle buddy in time for the holidays? Or need help wink-nudging that bad-gift-getting significant other of yours? I’ve got you covered.
Get Toasted: Flaming Cinnamon Martini
For when you want to put something besides turkey in your mouth on Thanksgiving.
Take A Look, It’s In a Book: Autostraddle’s 2012 Calendar Could Be Yours Forever
We made this for you!
Cameras Are a Queer’s Best Friend: The Holiday DSLR Guide
Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.
Get Baked: Vegan Olive Oil Challah
Challah for vegans!
Many Pumpkins Enter, Some Pumpkins Leave: Halloween Thunderdome Winners!
Winners announced!
Christmakwanzakah Open Thread: For All Your Homo-Holiday Feelings
Really hope I get a fingerbox for Christmas.
Get Toasted with Autostraddle: A Very Special Holiday Drinking Edition
Eight holiday drinks! One for each night of Hanukkah! Which is already over but don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Later on we can hunt for Easter eggs. What? I don’t know. Aren’t excerpts fun? I learned how to say ‘cheers’ in German!
Lessons Learned: How a Jewy Lesbian Can Enjoy a Pleasant Chanukah with Her Uncharacteristically Bigoted Parents
Dad: Let’s light the candles.
Me: Let’s light your face.
Autostraddle’s Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide 2010: What Your Girlfriend Or Otherwise-Inclined Pal Wants
Buy stuff. Buy stuff for your friends. Buy stuff for yourself. Buy stuff for us. Buy stuff.
8 Hot Lesbian Jews: On The… Fourth? Night of Hanukkah, It Was Sunday Funday
Did we remember to spell Hanukkah consistently throughout this post? There’s only one way to find out!
16 Holiday Songs That Don’t Suck: Your Autostraddle Christmakwansuka Playlist
Whether you’re the type who watches ‘Love Actually’ on loop from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Eve or you’re more of a Scrooge, we’ve got a suck-proof holiday playlist to tackle every mood. Cherry cherry boom boom, motherf*ckers.