The Lazy Jewish Queer’s Guide to Rainbow Hamantaschen for Purim
Purim is a party, so let’s make a big batch of rainbow hamantaschen to celebrate!
recipe
Femme Brûlée: Blueberry Baked Brie
Ideally with a nice baguette, apple slices, or a really sturdy cracker like the ones from Trader Joe’s with all the nuts and grains and dried fruit and stuff.
Femme Brûlée: Caramelized Bananas in Maple Walnut Sauce over Labneh
The warm caramelized bananas alone are a treat, but coated in this deep maple and brown sugar sweetened sauce that essentially candies the walnuts – they’re mouthwatering. I would eat this every damn day.
Femme Brûlée: Not My Aunt’s Sweet Potato Pie
Given that it’s Black History Month and we’re doing a lot of talk about celebration here since Autostraddle is turning ten, I thought it was only fitting to share a recipe for this pie that’s such a tradition in Black American celebrations.
Femme Brûlée: Lemon & Thyme Buttermilk Ice Cream
There’s something about lemon and thyme that really makes me ship them as a couple.
Femme Brûlée: Dark Chocolate Salted Peppermint Bark
It’s simple, delicious, festive, and so easy to make!
Femme Brûlée: Cranberry White Chocolate Scones
We all deserve the reward of eating a perfectly winter-themed scone curled up in a blanket with some peppermint tea.
Femme Brûlée: Balsamic Pomegranate Pumpkin Wedges
Thanksgiving in the US is just under two weeks away which means it’s almost crunch time! Gotta finalize those side dishes, decide how many pies to bake, and start mentally prepping for the moment you confront your problematic family members and hold them accountable for upholding white supremacist structures.
Femme Brûlée: Broken Hearted Snickerdoodles
What can I say, maybe my heart really is made out of sugar and spice and that’s why I need to eat so much dessert to fix it when it breaks.
Femme Brûlée: Banana Bread
An easy, filling comfort food for fall.
Femme Brûlée: Mini Chocolate Cake with Peanut Butter Cinnamon Frosting
Have you ever wanted a little chocolate cake? Like a literal mini cake that’s perfect for two and an easy dessert to whip up for dinner with a friend or cutie?
Cheese Boards to Make You Feel Like You Have Your Shit Together
Lesbian farmer and cheesemonger Dmitri Orion put together *seven* fancy cheese boards for you, one for every day of the week!
Canning Ghost Garlic Dill Pickles, Crushing Anxiety
Since it’s September and we’re getting into the heart of Molly Makes Things To Assuage Her Irrational Fears season, I’ve been in the kitchen doing some pickling and canning. My favorite recipe is easy and fun and will make you feel super capable: Canned Garlic Dill Pickles, motherfucker.
Femme Brûlée: Blueberry Skillet Cornbread
“It’s amazing what baking can do for a bad day, especially when there’s something as tantalizing as blueberry skillet cornbread waiting at the finish line.”
Femme Brûlée: Vegan Berry Muffins
I’m not quite ready to say goodbye to summer, especially ’cause I realized I haven’t written a summer berry recipe for my vegan friends yet!
Femme Brûlée: No Bake Summer Fruit Tart
Sometimes it’s too damn hot to even think about turning on the oven.
Femme Brûlée: Lemon Walnut Zucchini Bread
Thank goodness lemon and zucchini are plentiful all summer long so you can make this over and over and over again, and I have a pretty good feeling that you’ll want to.
Femme Brûlée: Drunken Grilled Pineapple Sundaes
I made this, closed my eyes, took a bite, and immediately felt transported far far from here. It tastes nothing like home and that’s exactly what I needed and intended.
Femme Brûlée: Rainbow Pride Cake
“I felt now was a better time than ever to make a big, bright, beautiful AND delicious, gay af rainbow cake to truly take pride in. A mouthwatering five-layer fuck you to the haters.”
Femme Brûlée: Buttermilk Biscuits
These biscuits are for everyone who wants to make them using regular old All Purpose Flour and not end up with something totally underwhelming that feels like biting into a hockey puck.