“A place for Muggles”
“4. an expensive chess board”
“I just watched Requiem for a Dream and feel like I’m about to die.”
Last Christmas, your Grandma gave you her heart. And the very next day, you forgot about it because you were so drunk.
“I think I have too many feelings to participate.”
“I believe that the impact would be devastating to me, my family, my unit, the military, our country and the world!”
“The entire day was pretty much a game show of Obama vs. My Mama.”
Did you even know Jalopnik existed? Neither did we.
What color is YOUR aura?
“You never answer my Haviland questions.”
“I was watching The L Word first season and thinking about how my heart is dead.”
Who says gays can have all the fun? Not Budapest, where straight pride happened this weekend. But why go through all that trouble, really…
Ira Glass and Rachel Maddow are in a photograph together. How does that make you feel?
11. Are You There, Marriage? It’s Me, Disenfranchised Gay Person