What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
Just wondering, no reason.
I’m excited about my future. I’m a little nervous also, but I’m more excited than nervous, because just as the seasons change, our president will as well.
“4. Passionate Vegetarian – Crescent Dragonwagon”
“Probably the devil is involved”
Conversations among their own group consist of sexual gossip, certainly in excess of what we might have designated as “good taste.”
“Fire ants, maybe.”
“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”
“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”
“Cain later told Fox News that abortion should not be legal, but the family can make the decision to break the law.”
Ha ha! I’m quitting my job next month! Hahahahahaha!
“I’m gay, dipshit.”
“Tried to find the place on a map, but apparently they’re stuck somewhere in 1956.”
“If you could take a ‘cap of Claire talking about that magazine stuff and then draw all over it to express how it makes me feel, I’d like that”
If you make up a word, you don’t have to say “awesome.”
“A conversation I had in line at the post office about sex toys, which were in the opened-by-customs package I was picking up, and the reaction of the nice lady who handed it/them to me.”
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“I’m high now and these pants are UNBEARABLE.”
“A place for Muggles”