Here Are 80+ of Your Collective Pandemic Sex Dreams
“every single sex dream i have is about fucking in the bathroom of a crowded bar. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.”
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35 Alison Roman Recipes Ranked In Order of Lesbianism
Get familiar with her and her recipes in this handy ranked list.
12 Quotes About Freedom from Queer and Trans People of Color to Meditate on This Independence Day
Queer and trans people of color know more about the ugliness of America than most. But we’re still here. We’re still fighting for our liberation. Let us lift up those voices today.
20 Things To Say When Your Rideshare Driver Asks If You Have A Husband
What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
Some Questions For Phoebe Waller-Bridge From “Fleabag”
Just wondering, no reason.
I Am Excited About My Future And This President Won’t Change That: A List
I’m excited about my future. I’m a little nervous also, but I’m more excited than nervous, because just as the seasons change, our president will as well.
30 Book Titles That Sound As Gay As “Tipping The Velvet” But Mostly Aren’t
“4. Passionate Vegetarian – Crescent Dragonwagon”
Gal Pals In History: 8 Ways To Avoid Using The Words “Lesbian” or “Bisexual”
“God-insulting grannies.”
10 Theories About How Lesbians Have Sex From Straight People In History
“Probably the devil is involved”
16 “Hard-Core Facts” About Lesbians From 1963’s “A New Look At The Lesbian”
Conversations among their own group consist of sexual gossip, certainly in excess of what we might have designated as “good taste.”
Listling Without Commentary: Shit You Weirdos Are Allergic To
“Fire ants, maybe.”
Listling Without Commentary: Responses From AS Writers to “What Was Your Best X-Mas Gift Ever?”
“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”
Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said Last Christmas
“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”
Listling Without Commentary: Excerpts From Past News Coverage of Herman Cain’s Campaign
“Cain later told Fox News that abortion should not be legal, but the family can make the decision to break the law.”
Weird Shit People Ask Me at This Dumb Restaurant Job
Ha ha! I’m quitting my job next month! Hahahahahaha!
National Coming Out Day Listling Without Commentary: Selections From Your Coming Out Stories
“I’m gay, dipshit.”
Listling With Minimal Commentary: Selections From Anti-Lesbian Bridal Salon’s 868 Yelp Reviews
“Tried to find the place on a map, but apparently they’re stuck somewhere in 1956.”
Listling Without Commentary: Real L Word Recap Images Riese Asked Her Intern to Create This Season
“If you could take a ‘cap of Claire talking about that magazine stuff and then draw all over it to express how it makes me feel, I’d like that”
Listling With Minor Commentary: 21 Words You Invented to Describe Autostraddle
If you make up a word, you don’t have to say “awesome.”
Listling Without Commentary: Rejected Liveblog Topics From My Personal Life
“A conversation I had in line at the post office about sex toys, which were in the opened-by-customs package I was picking up, and the reaction of the nice lady who handed it/them to me.”
Listling Without Commentary: Headlines About Judgment Day
Is Harold Camping’s Doomsday Affecting Your Travel Plans?