Before sex, during sex and after sex. Sex, sex, sexy sex.
Why is she not calling / texting back? Oh no, did you come on too strong? Is her phone dead? Is your phone dead? Maybe your phone’s just not receiving texts today. Did you pay your bill?
I emerged from the winter of my dating discontent with a few good rules, which are probably more like guidelines since I’m genetically incapable of following rules. So here they are…in all their fucked up glory. My four new rules for dating.
In which we discuss how not to upset your herbivorous ladyfriend.
So, casual dating is dead, and I’m on a mission to bring it back with this handy guide to classifying what the hell is going on with you and that girl.
“The world is supposed to feel as though it is ending and you are supposed to know only in the most dormant recesses of the backmost corner of your soul that it will not be like this forever.”
If you’ve always wanted to join the hordes of lesbians on OkCupid and already have your favorite line from your favorite Tegan & Sara song to cryptically include in your profile as a secret hidden message to your soulmate but have been holding back fearing that your mom/high school ex-boyfriend/boss will find it and know you’re gay – well, today you got some good news.
The week that science was gay. We bring you ALL THE STUDIES. Did you know that lesbians love The L Word, Ani DiFranco, Tegan & Sara and other homosexuals? That’s just one of the many factoids we have to share with you today.
We are all made of masochistic kittens. Or are we?
You have many so many feelings! We’ve taken your formspring questions and turned them into a one-off advice column. Someone wanted to know how to make tacos, but Laneia didn’t have an answer for that.
Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!
Do you have a girlfriend? That’s fine. I also have a girlfriend. But I think you’re cute, and you think I’m cute, and let’s not waste all this cuteness and attraction just because we both have girlfriends. I’m sorry, did that come off a little harsh? It wasn’t supposed to. It’s just what a conversation might sound like in a world where monogamy wasn’t the norm. Contrary to popular belief, monogamy and fidelity are not one in the same. Take it from two lesbians – real lesbians – who have both been in serious relationships, both open and exclusive, and are still trying to figure out what exactly that means.
Hey are you a girl who likes girls? Do you want those girls to come over and maybe spend the night? Here’s 8 things ANYONE can do to increase their chances of getting some lesbian love!
Have you gotten over the giant hurdle of learning how to meet people/women? Are you now faced with the enormous task of convincing those people/women to stick around — properly? Lesbians have failed at romance long enough, it’s time you learn how to do it up right. We’ve got a post for that!
Your heart is broken and we’re making quesadillas. Share your break up stories! All the cool kids are doing it. How do lesbians have sex?
The one where we talk about queer women and open relationships because apparently nearly 50% of gay male couples are doing it and nobody bothered to ask the lesbians.
Need some (healthy) summertime escapism? Did you get dumped, get distance or are you just pining for your crush on that massive open thread still? Kim’s got 8 cures for heartache and heartbreak, none of which involve the bottom of a bottle. Mostly they involve the Discovery Channel, Buffy and some retro games, of course.
We thought you might have a feeling about this. It’s Saturday, so we’re calling it an open thread. If your comment is particularly good, I’ll probably put it on my tumblr, www.wecrush.tumblr.com, maybe you’ve heard of it. I had fries and gravy for breakfast.
We’re on the fence about the eharmony lawsuit — who needs compatibility testing when you can have craigslist or any of the 500 lesbian “dating sites” sure to spam this post?!! A school gets rid of dictionaries, Jezebel has fun with Vogue, Katie Wudel can’t smell, gay cartoonists get the last laugh, and abstinence-only still doesn’t work.
Details celebrates the joys of “dating a hasbian” by interviewing a bunch of guys and mentioning Anne Heche. Also; gays & lezzies smoke way more than everyone else, hookup culture, Dear Abby, more from V’s size issue, why women love Law & Order (Mariska?) and reasons to hate Oprah.