“5. I’m kind of glad you still have that scar from when my dog bit you.”
“Minority youths are really just more violent than white ones. Seriously, you can’t argue with the news.”
Spoiler alert: it’s farfalle covered in melted butter and tomatoes! Basically.
How will she come out to her sister? Is she a booty call? How can she make her friend feel better? ONLY YOU KNOW.
Here’s a DIY guide to enjoying a queerified Bronx.
“Some people view dogs as property. I don’t. Lily is part of my family.”
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try try (x 10) again.
Should a girl get breast reduction? Should another girl date a butch even though she usually likes femmes? A meddling mother, a slutty reputation, emotionally vacant gfs and much more!
“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”
That’s it, I’m dating myself.
We’re here. We’re queer. And we have iPhones.
Rachel’s Team Pick: Finally, something to do with all your ex’s stuff.
Straight BFF wins Straight Girl of the Year Award, we discuss vulvas, strap-ons and your girlfriend’s flaws. With special bonus feelings from MKO and Riese!
Your straight friend is predictable, jealousy is a bitch and there’s this girl you’re seeing who used to be seeing this other girl who happens to be a friend of yours. Let’s process!
“Like if the physical, emotional and cerebral feelings of cuddling were smashed together and then spread across your bed.”
Want to check the mimicry between you and your romantic interest? There’s an app for that.
You think you can’t talk to that girl because she’s flawless and you’re you, but that’s bullshit! With special guest: The Great Equalizer.
“Sleeping Around: a new column documenting my sexual conquests, emotional bitch-slaps, carnal fumbles, and relationship follies.”
For when you ‘like her’ like her.
If there is one thing lesbians love more than cats and beanies, it’s talking about their feelings.
“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”