There’s even a martini recipe!
Happy Mother’s Day, here’s a video of Freja Beha Erichsen making out with someone and also some sandwiches and other stuff! Wheeeee equality!
Better than flowers.
The best Valentine I ever got was in the ninth grade and it was done in colored pencil. You?
Has anyone else ever loved you enough to make you TWO DIFFERENT vegan macaroni and cheese dishes? Don’t ever say we aren’t good to you. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY QUEERMOS, we made some things for you!
You’re going to be really embarrassed when she pulls out a Je Joue Mimi vibrator and all you’ve got are those dumb roses.
I plan on spreading chocolate sauce all over my body and eating strawberries off my knees this Valentines Day. You?
Are you (thinking about maybe) changing your life in 2011? Tell us about it.
This shit don’t pay for itself.
Really hope I get a fingerbox for Christmas.
Eight holiday drinks! One for each night of Hanukkah! Which is already over but don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Later on we can hunt for Easter eggs. What? I don’t know. Aren’t excerpts fun? I learned how to say ‘cheers’ in German!
Dad: Let’s light the candles.
Me: Let’s light your face.
Buy stuff. Buy stuff for your friends. Buy stuff for yourself. Buy stuff for us. Buy stuff.
Did we remember to spell Hanukkah consistently throughout this post? There’s only one way to find out!
Buying a strap-on or dildo for hot lesbian sex with your hot partner? We’ve got all the info you need to do it right here, right now.
Whether you’re the type who watches ‘Love Actually’ on loop from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Eve or you’re more of a Scrooge, we’ve got a suck-proof holiday playlist to tackle every mood. Cherry cherry boom boom, motherf*ckers.
Black Friday is a really special day when Americans turn into wild, ravaging, bloody beasts. You should skip all that. Stay home, here’s 20 hand-picked deals and a bit of extraneous unnecessary commentary and a link to the boyshorts 101 post and the one about headphones.
You got feelings? Join the club. Take a seat. Extra mashed potatoes for everyone.
Six yummy and happenstancely vegan side dishes for your holiday feast!
Get your face out of that turkey’s a** and pay attention to your girlfriend.